the a-list of a-holes

#3 the woman who elbowed up next to me at the coffee counter and put her hand next to mine, touching my bare wrist with a fur cuff of her coat that she or a drooly dog had just been chewing on
 
My own addition: the people hogging the cutting board this entire class, thus keeping me from finishing my project. (so instead of doing anything about it, I'm going to sit here, do nothing, and be grumpy)
 
In the A-list of Awesome people:

The fat guy at work that sits adjacent to me and does nothing but surf porn all night, fully aware that I can see his screen perfectly.
He is currently checking out Mike's Apartment.