i think horses are truly majestic animals

[tar]

i am either turning gay, or into a lonely 15 year old girl.

 

[avi]

just don't cross into unicorn territory

 

[minxnim]

well, if you start collecting horse miniatures, i will try to like, keep it in check for you tar. but yes, i think horses are really awesome. maybe we could go horseback riding together sometime?

 

[tar]

this summer i have big big plans to go horseback riding. i hope you might like to come along!

 

[xfer]

horses have giant heads and i always think if they shake them (like preppy's avatar) they could totally clobber someone.

 

[minxnim]

yes i would! i used to go horseback riding with this girl katrina when i was little. it was like the rich girl taking the trailer park trash out for a day. i think i was her parents' charity case. anyway, i liked it and i used to ride this HUGE horse named high tower!

 

[tar]

high tower! michele is getting a greyhound and i told her to name it after a race horse (to confuse it). i am going to suggest that as the horse name she should name it after

 

[minxnim]

that would totally rule.

like us.

 

[The Dope]

Horses are cool, but as a former horse-owner (sorta, it was my sister's) I can say that they are a bitch to take care of.

 

[deadair]

this board is a lot more rural than people like to admit.

 

[minxnim]

wtf? i grew up on a fucking COMMUNE. i lived in a fucking TRAILER. i am white back woods trash. i admit it.

 

[minxnim]

this is a funny related story: when i first got here, the director of the agency was making a joke about rednecks driving trucks with shotguns in the back, i guess a reference to people who are against AIDS education. i was like 'whoa like my dad? i better talk to him!' the dude has kissed my ass ever since.

also, i guess there is a restaurant here in NYC that is like, a trailer? it's like the IRONY of being a trailer park person, rolled into a restaurant? and all my coworkers went there and i was like, 'no thanks i go home to see my family regularly'.

 

[minxnim]

p.s. my family finally got outta the double wide and have their own house now cuz some great uncle shot himself and the house sold cheap.

 

[xfer]

if your family ever wins the lottery, they should pull a garth brooks and buy a million-dollar super trailer.

 

[azal]

I can't image a wiser move he could have made, financially speaking...

 

[minxnim]

i think if my family won the lottery they'd probably do something insane like give my dad his first vacation in his life. like, a day off.

 

[minxnim]

he looks all MOC in that picture. creepy.

 

[The Dope]

I also have no problem admitting I come from a rural area. I grew up on like a former tobacco plantation and shit.

 

[chupe666]

i will totally get flamed for this, but i thought this said "horses are truly meattastic animals" and i found a pic for it. then i thought about doing a parody thread and decided it was in bad taste. then i decided i should at least post it since i spent all that time on it. so i apologize in advance...

 

[xfer]

should've posted a pic of an Italian.