I think I might be out of here

[prime666]

This board is getting to slow. Its always the same shit. Most of the regulars I knew are gone. And none of the new memebers talk about off the wall shit..... You know. Things like fisting, Puking on tits, fucking fat chicks, beer, or fucking your girlfriends mom while " standing on the inside lookin out". What about the first time ya got crabs and felt your pecker "caught in a mosh". Entertain me ya sloppy assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

So there I was fisting Prime's mom while puking on her tits when suddenly a horde of Hawaiian Tropic models came in and started pouring beer on us. A mad orgy ensued involving a fat chick, oil, Anthrax music, double penetrations, and a whole lot of shaven snatch.

Thanks for reminding me Prime. I have missed some of your great takes from the past!!

 

[ThraxDude]

Try and hang on until bRaT (the board Den Mother) returns next month.
I do agree that it's been pretty ho-hum around here lately.
But things will be back to normal when bRaTpRiNcEsS returns...... I'm sure of it!

 

[SAZZ]

why do tampons have strings on them?





















































































































































































































so you can floss after you eat.

is that off the wall enough for ya? sum1 will post something of the wall but right now alot of people are hanging around the Megadeth boards, maybe in hopes of the tour he's been talking about involving Anthrax, i dont know. they dont have that buzz around them anymore but there making there best music to date but the damn radio stations just arent helping them like they should

 

[mrthrax]

whats the difference between an onion and a hooker?
















u dont cry while your chopping up a hooker.

 

[DarbysDad]

Prime - My current sick fantasy to have a hot chick pee on me while riding me then she can rain woman my throat with her luscious honey then I cumm in her ass. Then I go after the calendar girls and ease their way thru menopause and my way into their hairy slits. Just a start Prime. Is it time for my 5 o'clock blow job yet or am I gonna be stuck with beer and porno mags with pages already stuck together.

 

[LouieFatterson]

What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?






















A pick-pocket snatches watches.

Hope that helps.

 

[SCott308]

Try and hang on until bRaT (the board Den Mother) returns next month.
I do agree that it's been pretty ho-hum around here lately.
But things will be back to normal when bRaTpRiNcEsS returns...... I'm sure of it!

Is she really coming back or is this some unconfirmed rumor? How solid are your sources? And if bRaT comes back, is she finally gonna post those naked pictures of herself like we've been asking? Perverted minds wanna know!

Scott

 

[prime666]

For about a day I was thinking of leaving but you fellas know how to make a guy laugh. Say do any if you have a copy of Anthrax on uranium? That chick that is the hostess (whats her name) is a hottie. That is the kind of broad you want to sit on your face and fart while you rub one out to old dead boys albums. Her ass is so fine it must taste like guiness. To bad her voice sounds like razors on a chalk board after cleaving of your nuts....
Gee, I am feeling a little better.

 

[SCott308]

Say do any if you have a copy of Anthrax on uranium? That chick that is the hostess (whats her name) is a hottie.

Juliya. And she is quite hot.

Scott

 

[ThraxDude]

Juliya. And she is quite hot.

Scott

I bet she has her clit pierced.

 

[KY_Fried442]

Juliya is hot but that's the only thing she has going for her.

 

[I Don't Die]

(Shakes Head)

 

[SCott308]

I bet she has her clit pierced.

I would not be surprised. I think she needs to do a photo shoot so we can find out.

Scott