I think that...

[Black Winter Day]

...I am becoming less hetero. Last night I listened to Grave Digger's "Rhiengold" while driving and this morning I listened to Helloween's "Keeper of the Seven Keys". Anyone else ever get similar symptoms of gayness? And if so, how does one maintain testosterone when such an ailment strikes?

 

[Demonspell]

Listening to power metal doesn't automatically make you gay, I think it descends your standards more than it does the testicles. That said, there are support groups for this kind of thing.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

take anabolic steroids, put on a suit of armor and then listen to Enslaved for 24 hours straight.

If you're a man, you'll come out a viking warrior built to slay the enemies of Nordland. If you fail, you will become a dragon warrior bulit to slay the enemies of less-hetero people than the rest of us.

 

[Ayeka]

Keeper Of The Seven Keys (both albums) is cool as fuck so the only peoplec who are gay are those who ain't got the balls to admit it's great.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

Also feeling bad about something you like listening to, is totally gay.

 

[Black Winter Day]

The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid

 

[NAD]

The only reason men talk to me is because they want to get laid? That's gay.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

This thread is definately not hetero.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Your post took it over the edge.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

because I clearly mustn't be as hetero than you and your non-hetero-ness then. Thats how unhetero I must be to make such an unhetero post to turn an entire thread to non-hetero land.

 

[Black Winter Day]

 

[NAD]

:zombie:

 

[Ayeka]

Dude

 

[Black Winter Day]

 

[NAD]

 

[Black Winter Day]

http://ultimatemetal.com/forum/member.php?u=4788

 

[NAD]

THOU SHALT NOT USE MEGABLOX!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

EEEWWIIRRDS

 

[Black Winter Day]

Dammit! Go read a book or something!

Unless you're at work... LOLOLOLOLRXZRZLOL!!!!1N+3R3$+1N9!!!

 

[NAD]

This has been my most undproductive day at work EVAR.

:zombie: