'I thought I was going crazy, but I just had crabs"

[minxnim]

my coworkers.

 

[xfer]

my coworkers can get pretty cranky in the morning, too.

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

We had a janitor at one point that I swear had herpes on his face. It wasn't just normal acne, it looked more...vicious.

 

[lizard]

maybe it was that flesh eating bacteria shit.

 

[deadair]

prep, you need to write a book about that place... i swear.

 

[S4R]

hmmm, i sense cubicals.

 

[azal]

In highschool there was a security guard who had wicked cirrhosis all over his forehead, so I dressed up like him for Halloween once with red tape all over my face, tucked in sweater and walkie talkie.



As soon as he heard about it, there was an insane man-hunt for me all over the school. Then I got called to the super intendents office and he chuckled a bit and told me to apologize.

SO then I walked out of the office and told the dude, "I'm sorry you have cirrhosis." and left.



I was such an awful kid.

 

[minxnim]

you mean psoriasis?

 

[azal]

haha yeah!

I need to like start speaking and reading in english again.

 

[minxnim]

i was like... his liver is on his forehead? wow that guy must be WICKED SICK!

 

[azal]

yeah I justed looked up whatever it was I wrote.

I can't believe my spelling error turned out to be a real disease.

 

[minxnim]

i know. pretty good!

 

[TheNewChupe]

prepp- i second jake's notion of writing a book about your workplace.

you could go on a book tour!

 

[minxnim]

it'd be a federal offense! confidentiality laws for HIV protection sucks right?

 

[Demonspell]

Note to self: Sneak the subject header into an unrelated conversation next time I'm with friends shortly after having eaten crabs.

 

[minxnim]

in an unrelated or semi-related note, the same coworker is wearing a shirt today that says 'some village in texas lost their idiot'

 

[xfer]

haha

one of my ex-roommates' parents grew up in an actual village in texas, not a town or anything but an isolated little honest-to-goodness pseudo-European community where everyone spoke Polish and only six or seven people knew english. i didn't even know places like that still existed in the US.

 

[TheNewChupe]

you could change all the names by one letter, like add an F to the beginning, Fpreppy.

 

[xfer]

Mayor FBloomberg came into the office today to pick up some female condoms. He complained about his piles and asked why we were out of little bottles of Astroglide.

 

[minxnim]

chupe that's a good cover up hahhaha



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fchupe666

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