I can just imagine a new fan whining about COB not playing a concert near them.
"Dude, COB are like, totally awesome and, like, I dont have a concert venue nearby and I couldnt drive to one cus I dont have a car cus I wasted all my money cus I bought 400 copies of AYDY just in case I lost 399 of them, but, get this: I totally built my own stage in my back yard! it is mostly toothpicks and leftover cans of mustard gas, but I think its, like, pretty fly, so I'm just gonna phone up COBHC right now and see if they can come and play in my back yard... hang on a sec...
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Hey dudes! wanna play in my back yard?
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Yeah, 650 miles west of Texas...
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Yeah...
Yeah...
Go on...
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T COME???!"
but please, go on. I have no objection to whines. I just had to write this because i thought it was funny