Penelope
Senior citizen
"If you want tropical weather, go to Cairns or Townsville. If you want semi-tropical temperate weather, go to Brisbane. It gets really hot there but not humid. Brisbane is actually a pretty cool place weatherwise. Sydney is great, but it gets really humid. Canberra is terrible. Melbourne is fine too, not as warm as Brisbane or Sydney as a rule and less humid. Adelaide is hot all the time, except in winter when its hot in the day and freezing fucking cold at night."
Yeah, forget about Perth, because WA is not really part of the proper Australia.
Yeah, forget about Perth, because WA is not really part of the proper Australia.