I was feeling fine like 10 minutes ago

[VangelicSurgeon]

and then all of a sudden my stomach was like EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL and I threw up all this weird purple junk. I think it was maybe iced tea?

I feel kind of woozy now.

 

[lizard]

if you're at work, heaving purple junk is the perfect excuse to go home.

 

[avi]

seriously.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I wish I had gum, barring that a toothbrush.

 

[lizard]

you need a ginger ale.

 

[minxnim]

dude purple stuff :/ you gotta go home

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

no no I can't go home my boss is already annoyed at me because I went home early yesterday.

 

[chupe666]

seriously, if throwing up purple stuff is not go-home material, your boss is a meany.

also, similar thread: Feeling Empty...

 

[lizard]

meany meany meany.

 

[FalseTodd]

Also two Anathema "Fine Day to Exit" similars on a thread about barking at the ants.

 

[minxnim]

josh, is your boss a robot who has never barfed before? i mean, when you puke it's like bad, and sometimes you'll get dizzy from dehydration and stuff NOT GOOD.
are you out of sick time/ personal days?

 

[minxnim]

p.s. you can always get a note from your doctor stating that you need a 'reasonable accomodation' for a medical condition which includes sometimes receiving half days.

 

[FalseTodd]

Just print out this thread. Advice from the experts. You can just tell them that your physician is named Dr. Prepston, and that her assistants are named Nurse Avi and Nurse Chupe.

 

[avi]

hahah

 

[lizard]

I'll be your anesthesist (sp)

 

[minxnim]

actually i was just giving my legal opinion!
i just wonder why it was purple.

 

[Baliset]

you should have taken a sample of purple stuff to utterly disgust your boss into letting you leave.

seriously, you should just leave

 

[avi]

next time, puke on his desk

"uh, boss - can you please maybe reconsider your sta-BLEEEEEEEEAUUUUUUUUURRRRGHH!!!"

 

[FalseTodd]

I think Seipp anesthesizes himself plenty often on his own.

"Do you want the skull or the wizard?"

 

[deadair]

...get avi's idea on video