I WILL SING MY WORST...

[oldman]

SOUTH AMERICAN SONG AT YOUR FUNERRAALLLLL

 

[Will Bozarth]

ok?

 

[oldman]

if you ate enough cantoloupes in a given period of time, would you BLEED CANTOLOUPE?

 

[oldman]

BUT, WHAT ENDS WHEN THE CANTOLOUPES SHATTER?

 

[Will Bozarth]

September

 

[James Woods]

Rose Cantaloupes of Holocaust?

 

[oldman]

Obviously if ten cantoloupes were eaten at once, it would be entirely probable that you would shit cantaloupes too. If you were a woman, you might pee them out too!

cunt-alopes

omg wtf rofl

 

[oldman]

Rose Cantaloupes of Holocaust?

ROSE CLOUDS OF CUNTALOPE

 

[James Woods]

but how much cantaloupe could a cantaloupe cantaloupe if a cantaloupe could cantaloupe cantaloupe?

 

[James Woods]

ROSE CLOUDS OF CUNTALOPE

ROSE CUNTS OF JACKRABBITS

 

[oldman]

but how much cantaloupe could a cantaloupe cantaloupe if a cantaloupe could cantaloupe cantaloupe?

52 pints of cantaloupe juice

 

[oldman]

ROSE CUNTS OF JACKRABBITS

hott

 

[Will Bozarth]

But, what if Ghandi grilled pancakes on wooden stones cast forth from the netherworld by Adolph Christ?

 

[oldman]

But, what if Ghandi grilled pancakes on wooden stones cast forth from the netherworld by Adolph Christ?

then you'd get assraped with a crucifix (Φⁿ + 1) years later where n equals the number of years left in my game of scrabble with George Burns.

 

[Abe Froman]

Inconceivable!

 

[oldman]

Inconceivable!

I know!

Zlad! (the impaler) offblasted it himself til we were both Elektronik Supersonik baby!

 

[Will Bozarth]

then you'd get assraped with a crucifix (Φⁿ + 1) years later where n equals the number of years left in my game of scrabble with George Burns.

In that case, Jim Gaffigan portrays pirate blood sausage on the big flipscreen as elven midgets in their ripe young age of 76 sing ballads of tacos on the freeway.

 

[Zlad!]

I AM THE ANTIPOPE

 

[Abe Froman]

I do not think that word means what you think it means!

 

[Marriam Webster]

In that case, Jim Gaffigan portrays pirate blood sausage on the big flipscreen as elven midgets in their ripe young age of 76 sing ballads of tacos on the freeway.

*eleven