I wish my name was Lucius so i could refer to myself in the third person.

[FuSoYa]

"That would please Lucius."

and stuff like that.

http://home.pacbell.net/bettychu/2001arba.html

 

[xfer]

Jesus Christ.

 

[FuSoYa]

I bet the only way you can tell they're alive is by the warm moisture pellets emitting from their tiny noses!

 

[deadair]

i bet they cost 2,000 bucks or some shit

 

[minxnim]

wow those things are puffy! i thought freddy shed a lot. damn.

 

[xfer]

I bet predators don't eat them in the wild because who wants to chew up a cotton ball?

I bet they have great sex.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

not only do they probably cost an arm and a leg, but youd be paying to cut poop out of their fur like all the time. i wasnt gonna say that, cuz its gross and i know you guys are uptight, especially about animals, but the "warm moisture pellets" comment made me do it.

 

[FuSoYa]

I bet they can't even find their own genitalia!

 

[xfer]

yeah, they must have MAD tags!

toby: they must do it somehow, eh? or maybe they need assistance...

 

[FuSoYa]

they should be in snow or something.

 

[xfer]

wait: mad tags and good sex are mutually exclusive...ugh, gross! I retract my previous statements.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by BigFakeSmile
not only do they probably cost an arm and a leg, but youd be paying to cut poop out of their fur like all the time. i wasnt gonna say that, cuz its gross and i know you guys are uptight, especially about animals, but the "warm moisture pellets" comment made me do it.

I honestly can't tell if you think we are are uptight or if you are joking.

 

[ezekiel]

uptight? who? where?

 

[FuSoYa]

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i dont think youre uptight.... just elitists

 

[FuSoYa]

still cannot tell if you are serious!