"Maim a Wish Foundation" game- Opeth themed!

CorpseDeception

Valar Morghulis
Feb 20, 2007
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Since I know that you're hanging on the edge of you seat, I'll go straight into the explanation of the game.

One person makes a wish, any wish for anything so long as it is Opeth themed, and the next person to post grants it, but adds a horrible consequence. (If the Opeth connection isn't clear, please explain)

Examples:

Person 1: "I wish I was a tree"
Person 2: "Wish granted, but are chopped down, sold to a boat-making company, sold as a boat to some drunk guy, and then crashed into a tree.
I wish I could fly."
And so on and so forth. I'll start:

I wish that my only local source for Opeth cds hadn't stopped selling them. (>.<)
 
Wish granted, but listening to Opeth has just been scientifically proven to be a strong carcinogenic. You die of cancer two weeks after buying Opeth CDs at this store.