Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Blindfold]

*bump* this thread rulez..

i wish tomorrow wasnt monday

 

[Consuming Impulse]

granted but tommorow will be thursday.

i want to own a dvd of people killing kkk members and beating skinheads.

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

I wish to have my ass kissed.

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

granted then WOAD's oral herpes would spread to your anus, thus closing it forever in pustules and crusty cold sores....

ahem...

I wish metallicas album would come out now so we can take the pain relatively fast and be gone with it instead of waiting dilligently for another st.anger.

 

[Blindfold]

^ good one

granted but i would kill you.

i wish that lazy fucking guys who call themself "friends" would go swimming with me

 

[follow_the_reaper]

^ granted but you end up getting gang-banged in the pool.

i wish that i actually had a dog that big dogs couldnt eat.

 

[Blindfold]

^ granted, he would eat you and all big dogs

i wish i hadnt school tomorrow

 

[Lithium]

Granted, but you'd have to sucks OMFGALEXI's cock backstage

I wish for 23091142342356 million dollars.......

 

[Blindfold]

Granted, but you'd have to sucks OMFGALEXI's cock backstage

i wish it was august and i'd have my jackson-stars

 

[Lithium]

Granted, but as soon as you play it it will explode and you'll die

I wish You gave that guitar right now

 

[Blindfold]

granted but i'm in it and i'll come out and fuck you.

i wish i hadnt have to go sleeping yet (btw: gn8 everybody)

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted, you will never sleep again


I wish it was summer!

 

[Lithium]

Granted, It almost is

I wish I had a 25 Inch COCK

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted, but now your cock is to large/big to fuck a girl

I wish I had an airplane

 

[Blindfold]

granted, your name is osama bin laiho

i wish i hadnt have to learn this afternoon

 

[JausmetalJ]

Granted, you don't learn. Infact you start to forget things, starting with how to play your instrument.

I wish my hair was longer/ a little straighter down at the tips.

 

[Blindfold]

granted, but it'll be your butthairs

i wish the sun wouldnt burn down while i'm learning

 

[Lithium]

Granted, youll never see the sun again.

I wish my hair was teh straight

 

[Blindfold]

granted they were 5 meters long and like cement, so you woudda have to stand on them

OMG > 1000 POSTS!!! gratz

i wish i was ready with my homework

 

[Lithium]

i wish i was ready with my homework

Granted, youll play guitar instead, and you'll accidently drop it, it will break. You'll get pissed, kill your fam and all of your friends, burn down some houses, end up in jail being raped by 50 cent's brother, get out after 67 years and finally kill youself. Shouldn't you just do yer homework boy?


I wish I was immortal