corrupt-a-wish

[Caecius]

Granted, but your internet is out permanently.

I wish I was doing something more productive.

 

[Mentok]

Granted, but now you have Carpal Tunnel from excessive masturbation.

I wish I didn't have sleeping issues.

 

[ConnorFromHell]

Granted, but only for an hour.

I wish I was as good at guitar as Buckethead.

 

[theoden236]

Granted, but you have to pay him royalties.

I wish Wintersun's new record would come out this year.

 

[Mentok]

Granted, It will come out under an unknown moniker called "Ensiferum"

I wish I could freeze time

 

[Windie]

Granted, now your stuck in time.

I wish English class was over.

 

[Caecius]

Granted, but you have to repeat it for the rest of your life.

I wish the Pirates didn't suck so bad.

 

[Badbird]

Granted but we will see this year Caecius

 

[Badbird]

I wish I meated the unknown from GMD.

 

[Badbird]

Granted, but you have to learn to not be a dick first.


I wish for a movie theater.

 

[theoden236]

Granted, but it can only play Uwe Boll films

I wish I had an 8-stringer.

 

[Badbird]

Granted, but it can only play Uwe Boll music.


I wish I had a Xbox 360.

 

[Tyrannic]

Granted, but it constantly is overheating after only two hours of play, and you have to let it cool for an hour at a time.

I Wish I could meet Tony Iommi

 

[Badbird]

Granted, but he not ready for you right now.


I wish I could meet you Tyrannic

 

[eveningninja]

Granted, but Tyrannic has become Hannah Montana.

I wish I could punch people through cyberspace.

 

[Badbird]

Granted but you become Will Smith in cyberspace


I wish I could shot Krigloch

 

[Destructo_Pat]

Granted, but someone will shoot you in return.



I wish my computer wasn't so incredibly slow.

 

[Windie]

granted, you get a new one, but it's a STUPID MAC

I wish i no longer had nervous hair pulling tendencies

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Granted but you replace that habit with alcoholism in its place

I wish I had a new computer

 

[Badbird]

Granted


I wish I could be president