corrupt-a-wish

[SentinelSlain]

...

whatever they are.

Your next lesson is a sex education practical with a male teacher.



I wish I had better grades.

 

[waif]

ok...you get an A. In sucking dick.
Or something like that.

I wish I had a new guitar.

 

[SentinelSlain]

ok, but it's really one of those toy keytars.

I wish I didn't stay up all night worrying about things that I can't change.

 

[waif]

sweet, I'd love one of those.

Ok, now you stay up all night worrying about things you can change, but you don't have the balls to anyways and you feel bad about that so you spiral into depression and get AIDS.

 

[666Metal666]

I don't get it so you wish you have AIDS or something ..............
anyway
I wish i could eat and never shit so as to save time

 

[Guthix]

Granted, you can now eat shit without having to shit

can there be a new album this year that doesnt disappoint me?

 

[666Metal666]

granted but it's the best album for back street boys

i wish i'm in the best band ever

 

[Guthix]

Granted, you are now part of the best band at being emo.

i wish i could already have the new Vile CD

 

[intothetrees]

granted, but it has a massive scratch on it and doesn't work.
I wish that the school year will go by really fast.

 

[cannibal corpse]

Granted, but it will go so fast that it will create a rift in time space contiuum and you will have to be in school forever, idk.

I wish this game would die.

 

[cadavria]

Granted, but we'll start it as a new topic .
I wish lunch was ready

 

[intothetrees]

granted, but you forget about it, and you dont eat, and you die of starvation...
I wish it wasn't so cold outside.

 

[cannibal corpse]

Granted, but it's opposite day hahahaha.

I wish ... something.

 

[intothetrees]

Granted, but it sucks.
I wish there were really good things to wish for, and that they couldn't be destroyed after they've been wished for..?

 

[maiden1]

intothetrees YA PLAYIN THE WRONG GAME...

I wish for a free pizza.

 

[FenriR]

wish granted... WITH SAUSAGE (kudos to anyone who gets this reference)

I wish Spore would be released already!

 

[waif]

granted, but it's not finished yet and it sucks hard

I wish school didn't start on friday

 

[FenriR]

wish granted, it starts tomorrow. Don't pretend you didn't see that coming.

I wish I could get a job

 

[maiden1]

wish granted...you get a job from the Head-master bruuuuuce uke:

I wish this rain would p... off

 

[FenriR]

granted, it pisses off on your head. for the rest of eternity.

I wish my internets weren't being so bitchy.