corrupt-a-wish

[Kara-Shehr]

Granted but they have to do a recount.

I wish I never had to work a day in my life.

 

[Mentok]

Granted but you become the embodiment of whore baggery, Paris Hilton.

I wish I had invented Facebook.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Granted but everyone remembers you as the guy who invited facebook so having close personal relationships with anyone is impossible.

I wish had a new car.

 

[Leroyk]

granted but you have to use your penis to steer
i wish metallica would put out a good thrash album

 

[freewill]

Granted Dave Mustaine would commit suicide.

I wish I had food right now.

 

[theoden236]

granted but you have to wait in line like the rest of us

i wish i had some artwork for the album i recorded

 

[AllShallFall]

Granted, but it'll be of something really fucked up that you don't like.

I wish I could fuck any girl I want

 

[Mnmolino595]

Granted, as long as she is on her period.

I wish I could go to Hogwarts