Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Blindfold]

Granted, youll play guitar instead, and you'll accidently drop it, it will break. You'll get pissed, kill your fam and all of your friends, burn down some houses, end up in jail being raped by 50 cent's brother, get out after 67 years and finally kill youself. Shouldn't you just do yer homework boy?

why?? i'd be like AµGAl3ks1!!!

 

[_FollowTheReaper_]

Granted, youll play guitar instead, and you'll accidently drop it, it will break. You'll get pissed, kill your fam and all of your friends, burn down some houses, end up in jail being raped by 50 cent's brother, get out after 67 years and finally kill youself. Shouldn't you just do yer homework boy?


I wish I was immortal

granted, you're not done 'unsmiling' to people!

I wish I had passed my final exam...

 

[Blindfold]

granted, you would drink yourself to death

i wish i could drink now

 

[Draznog]

granted but it would be Orange juice

i wish i had a better PC.

 

[_FollowTheReaper_]

Granted, you would buy TES IV : Oblivion and lock your doors no-lifing for the whole summer.
I wish I had enough money to go to wacken :\

 

[Lithium]

Granted, Alexi would call u on stage to ''preform'' a blowjob on him, infront of 1000's of ppl

I wish my strat had 24 frets

 

[_FollowTheReaper_]

Granted, you're still playing on a strat!

I wish I had a TSL100 Marshall..

 

[Draznog]

Granted, Alexi would call u on stage to ''preform'' a blowjob on him, infront of 1000's of ppl

I wish my strat had 24 frets

granted but theres no point it currupting it cause you have a strat haha.

 

[_FollowTheReaper_]

^ too slow

 

[Draznog]

ill quote it

 

[MegustaMucho]

I wish this week was finished

 

[Blindfold]

granted but it was 16.03.2012 and you would be in aleksis manor giving janne a blowjob

i wish i could play guitar like vai

 

[dark 666]

when you learn....you die


i whish to get growl vocals

 

[Blindfold]

granted, your lung was outside

i wish i hadnt school the next 2 days

 

[Prgo/Dani]

Granted - when you return all teachers are more strict and you can't keep up with the grade so you fail

I wish I could play guitair as well as Alexi can

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

granted then you would become alexi and everyone would make fun of you on your own bands messageboard.

I wish i was AMZING

 

[Blindfold]

granted, joonas would fuck you.

i wish i had more time for playing guitar

 

[Conti]

granted but your fingers bleed and you end up having to stay off guitar for two weeks

I wish Could buy a RAN guitar

 

[vikk]

^no!

i wish this thread dead

 

[Blindfold]

granted, you would die together with it

i wish it wasnt WOAD who started that thread