Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Blindfold]

Granted. But if it wouldn't i would care it did.

I wish I could hear music louder in the evening

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, it's so loud uyour ears blow out

I wish I had more clothes

 

[Blindfold]

Granted, but they would be from the old-clothes-box next street.

I wish my hair would not be wet

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, your shampoo had Nair in it and it all falls off

I wish I did not have a headache

 

[Blindfold]

Granted but if you hadn't, you would think to much about fucking shakira.

I wish i didnt left my cap at school.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

^hah hah... err... Thinking about fucking Shakira is hardly a punishment, that woman is boneable!

Granted, you left it at the gay bar

I wish I had no hair sometimes!

 

[Blindfold]

Granted, you would get a sunburn.

I wish my hair would grow faster

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, your head goes bald but your bodily hair grows 10 times as fast

I wish school was over

 

[Blindfold]

Granted, you would be jobless.

I wish i had more money

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, you have one more cent

I wish there were more fine babes here

 

[Blindfold]

Granted, your dick would grow too much and explode.

I wish my guitar would play the notes i want it to

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but your strings break forever

I wish for a better country

 

[Blindfold]

Granted that would be iraq.

I wish i weren't tired.

 

[ScandinavianMetal]

Granted, but you'll become blind

 

[Blindfold]

I wish XxScandinavianMedalxX wrote a wish

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted but it will never come true.

I wish my math mark was better.

 

[-Merrild-]

Granted but you will look like a math geek now

I wish that this thread would stop and you coulnd`t corrupt my wish and no one would wish in this thread again.

 

[follow_the_reaper]

granted, but then this whole messege board will close down.

i wish i wasn't cold.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, you're incinerated

I wish I knew of more good music

 

[Blindfold]

granted you left this board coz of hate to children.

i wish it was 21:00 and i was at walter trout's concert