corrupt-a-wish

[maiden1]

Wish granted, your hair is now straight...Buuuut...It will always be gay

I wish for a Million pounds in cash, for me :Smug: not you

 

[cadavria]

Granted , still u won't have access to them unless u screw an egyptien mommia

I wish i was already with Lemuria

 

[waif]

ok, a black moon is brooding over you and you get freaked out and it gives you HIVes (see what I did there?). Unfortunately, there's no AIDS meds in Lemuria and you die.

I wish there was more free porn out there.

 

[SentinelSlain]

ok but it's homosexual.

I wish I had a 80GB zune.

 

[ivry91]

Gratnted, but it explodes and kills you.

I wish to be a Doctor allready.

 

[molochete]

granted...a crappy doctor though

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener

 

[waif]

ok...fine. how do you like being inserted into a gay man's asshole?

I wish protools worked better

 

[SentinelSlain]

granted but some shit happens and a blue whale lands on your house, and you weren't wearing sensible shoes for the occasion.

I wish I could be more motivated to do work early.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

granted but you get the night shift

i wish maniac and blasphemer were still in mayhem

 

[waif]

granted but some shit happens and a blue whale lands on your house, and you weren't wearing sensible shoes for the occasion.

that's okay, I record at my friend's house.

ok, but necrobutcher kills them both and sodomizes their corpses like the drunken faggot he is.

I wish AA's new album would come out sooner.

 

[flyingvman191]

granted but because of low recording time ITS SHIT

i wish that metallica had been good for the past decade

 

[waif]

they already finished recording, at this point it's bullshit excessive corporate timewasting

wish granted, but Dave Mustaine comes to your house and kills you.
I wish I had a metronome.

 

[intothetrees]

Wish granted, but it has a bomb attached to it and you die... instantly the next day. (hot rod anyone?)
I wish I could have my siamese fighting fish, Zingy, back. I haven't seen him for a week cause I went camping.. fish dont belong on dirtbikes. hehe!

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted, he's fried on your dinner plate

i wish i knew what color to paint my bike

 

[flyingvman191]

Granted but its a really gay colour that u hate

i wish i could see sonata arctica live

 

[waif]

Granted, but you get Caught In A Mosh and it's brutal and you get trampled while the singer watches and laughs.

I wish music transferred faster.

 

[flyingvman191]

granted but its only shit music

i wish there were more good metal bands

 

[waif]

granted, but they hate you
I wish there were more hours in the day

 

[viewerfromnihil]

granted but, it drastically changes the temperature of the earth and the whole world freezed over

i wish i had a milkshake

 

[waif]

ok, but I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

i wish college aps were less boring.