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[cadavria]

Granted but i kill u first mouahahaha
I wish i could go to lac titi-kaka and forget about this fucking material world .

 

[waif]

granted, but you get aids

I wish I could control the passage of time.

 

[cadavria]

Granted but you get so bored from controlling it u finally decide u'd better go live in the jurassic .
I wish the moon doesn't appear so i get to see the "perseides rains" .

 

[waif]

ok.
now the moon's gone and everything sucks and it's all because of you. And you get aids.

I wish Chuck Schuldiner was alive.

 

[cadavria]

Granted , but he falls in love with me and plays only private concerts for me, myself and I . And stop talking about AIDS ! Cake man !
I wish Cake man pulls his face out here n shows us his real cake man face .

 

[waif]

ok, but seeing my masculine beauty causes you to fall on a pile of hypodermic needles and you get aids.

I wish you had aids.

 

[cadavria]

Granted , but as i get dazzled by ur masculine beaty i rape you n u get AIDS too .
I wish I could post here the pic of my ex's penis ( u'll laugh it's malfomed ! the tip is twisted looooool ) as a revenge .

 

[ivry91]

Granted. but, that will most likely get you banned..

I wish aids to never even be in this world again.

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted...But...you've just lost your legs in a car smash, the good news is your Alive, the bad news is, we have no Aids left...now you must drag your sorry asre around just like a dog with worms...All because you wanted the world to be rid of Aids...

I wish someone would fix my computer

 

[ivry91]

You know if that werew to be true i'd give up my legs..

Granted, but now you have the Terminator coming after you.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i wish i had a solid gold telephone

 

[flyingvman191]

granted but its so heavy u cant lift it up.

i wish i had an angel

 

[viewerfromnihil]

granted but it's the angel of death

i wish i could rule the earth

 

[cadavria]

Granted , but it would be in another dimention , where they would be only worms and no humans , mouahahaha , u're gonna for sure rule them , but berk u'll be getting a worm queen !
I wish i could go in a long trip to some last region of the world .

 

[waif]

Wish granted, said region is filled with AIDS victims.

I wish it was lunch time.

 

[cadavria]

Wish granted, and you go out for lunch . You order lasagna and you can't wait for it to be ready yom yumm . Still the cook cuts him self n bleeds into it , n he decides to give it to u any way . You don't notice a thing and you eat it with good appetite BUT 8 months later you start loosing weight , some weird funghies appear onto ur skin and the simplest cold turns to a real misery .
Diagnosis : You are seropositiv .


I wish i had some lasagna now that i've been talking abot food .

 

[waif]

i actually got thai.

Ok, you get AIDS from the lasagna because a junkie dropped his needle in it.

I wish I could go home.

 

[ivry91]

Granted, you have a full of aids whore waiting for you there.

I wish love was none existent.

 

[cadavria]

Granted dude , it's just an illusion !
I wish i stop being lazy n go prepare me breakfast ( i just woke up ) .

 

[waif]

granted, you do so and as you go in the kitchen you step on a hypodermic and get aids.

i wish the day was over