corrupt-a-wish

[cadavria]

Granted , u have the super power of making every thing collapse around you .
I wish i had a three days pass for wacken :s

 

[flyingvman191]

granted but u would get so hammered on the 1st day your head would explode at the slightest noise

I wish i could go 2 norway instead of spain 4 holiday

 

[viewerfromnihil]

granted but due to traumatic climate changes, norway turns into spain

i wish emperor would tour more often even though they no longer write music

 

[cadavria]

Granted , cos they start touring with Tokyo hotel lol .
I wish I could find the Fucking single blond long haired guy who's not gonna be afraid of being serious n who doesn't think that his drug comes before me .

 

[SentinelSlain]

ok but it's me

I wish I had long hair then....

 

[cadavria]

Granted but u get stuck with me forever ! mouahahah , there's no escape from the tentacles of cadavria .
I wish i could apparate in the middle of a mountain so i get to explore it by my self n feel the excitement of seeing the day growing darker n the beasts coming out .

 

[SentinelSlain]

You apparate into the middle of solid rock and die...

I wish I had a bigger mp3 player. My 30GB is full and I'm having to delete stuff get to get new stuff on .

 

[cadavria]

Granted but it's wormed n ur files are deleted mouahahah .
I wish I could get the new amon amarth cd now .

 

[waif]

I wish I got the job I applied for.

 

[cadavria]

Granted , but they make you work 19 hours a day , every day of the week , with no vacation at all , mouahahaha .
I wish i could take a taxi to dethroned's place and kick his fucking ass cos he's not picking up his phone!

 

[cannibal corpse]

Granted, but the taxi driver is an alcoholic schizophrenic serial killer who ends up driving into the wall thinking someone is after him and murders you in fear.

I wish I could wish for something that is uncorruptable.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

granted, however it was something already so ridiculously corrupted that nobody could think of how to corrupt it more

i wish zyklon would make a new album sooner

 

[cadavria]

Granted , but they'll have fucking Amy Winehouse as a singer mouahahaha , imagine the mess !
I wish , I wish , ummm i wish I could find a long blond haired man with a nice belly ( a round one ) and who's not addicted to fucking every thing in this world !

 

[Nehal]

Granted, but he will be too fat to fit in the car!
i wish i cud get a new car

 

[cannibal corpse]

Denied

 

[cadavria]

lol come on make a wish Cannibal !
As u do not wish for any thing , I'm gonna deny you the wish of going to any fest till the end of ur life mouahahaha .
I wish I could stop thinking about my future for 3 days , n not be dead or in a coma or brainless or handicapped or mutilated or suffering from any kind of pshycologic illness .

 

[intothetrees]

Granted, but you will have diarrhoea for three days aswell.

I wish that my bedroom would be finished being painted!

 

[ivry91]

Granted, but you will fall out the window into the suer.

I wish i could actually have a relationship last more then a month.

 

[cadavria]

Granted , u go out with me n we end up having 12 kids !
I wish i could stop being so pessimistic .

 

[ivry91]

You call 12 kids pessemistic? i call that over optimistic!

Anyways Granted but you get so happy to have no desire anymore in this cruel world and end up commiting sucide.