corrupt-a-wish

[waif]

Granted, it runs away from you.
I wish my english teacher would stop assigning essays.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, she morphs into a psychotic bear and tears you to pieces.

I wish I had a psychotic bear

 

[waif]

Granted, it of course rips you into pieces. I hope you saw that coming.

I wish I had a non-psychotic bear.

 

[LucifersChild]

Granted, now you have a psychotic kangaroo after you
I wish I was Kerry King

 

[waif]

My bear would eat the kangaroo, tbh...

anyhow, granted, now you're a fat bald retarded asshole with no talent and stupid tattoos. Congratulations.

I wish I was Chuck Schuldiner. Oh, fuck, he's dead...I wish I was Trey Azagthoth.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, you morph into his namesake, the Blind Idiot God... except without the God part. Have fun with that.

I wish I knew my subject better for my exam tomorrow...

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, you studdy hard all night till early hours in the morning you know all the right answers, you sleep till 3pm your test was at 9am now you must repeat the year

I wish I was the one who just won the $50mill on Power Ball

 

[waif]

Granted, you have a heart attack.
I wish it wasn't so hot.

 

[LucifersChild]

granted but now its so cold you freeze to death

i wish i had a better guitar amp

 

[cadavria]

wish granted but they steal it from you
I wish i could find a better job

 

[waif]

Granted, you find it, but they won't hire you.
I wish there were no finals.

 

[K_A]

granted, no finals for anyone except you.
I wish I had some ice cold coke.

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, but you're only allowed to drink it in the Antarctic.

I wish I could hire a record distributor.

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but they're based in India.

I wish the Summer would be over right now.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, you are now in a nuclear winter.

I wish I could get a job.

 

[fidani16]

Wish granted, you're a toilet cleaner. (not so bad)

I wish I had a new drum kit.

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted but then your arms fall off.

I wish this cold would go away, I don't know wots making me sick the most, lemsips, soothers, and butter-menthol OR the bloody flu.

 

[waif]

The cold goes away and you burn up.

I wish my weekend was more that 4 days.

 

[FenriR]

wish granted, it is now five days long, but you die on the fifth

 

[waif]

that would be okay with me.
You seem to have ended the thread, as you didn't make a wish.

I wish I could go to Summer Slaughter today.