corrupt-a-wish

[FenriR]

Wish granted, it... doesn't? ...and you can turn off sigs anyway?

I wish people would stop bitching about my sig, it isn't THAT big.

 

[EyeballKid]

Wish granted, but only because you change it.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

 

[angelic-rage]

granted, but you still have to work in those hours and you become overloaded with stress and kill yourself.

i wish i was invisible.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, you get hit by a car and bleed to death slowly in agony because no-one can see you.

I wish to be the driver of said car.

 

[angelic-rage]

someone has cut the brakes and you slam into a tree and bleed to death slowly in agony because no one can be arsed to stop

i wish i had some steak right now. (that isnt poisoned)

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, but it's really overcooked and rubbery and you choke to death on it.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

 

[angelic-rage]

you eat the pizza you just ordered and it contained large amounts of cyanide.

i wish the emos outside my house would fuck off

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, they ASplode and take your house with them.

I wish not to die this time.

 

[angelic-rage]

wish granted, you just get prostate cancer

i wish i had enough money to go to wacken this year

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, you can come with me, I'm not going otherwise, I'll be bored shitless on my own, completely defeats the purpose.

I wish I had something better to do than post-farm here.

 

[angelic-rage]

wish granted, your cleaning the house

i wish the price of batten burg and kick hadnt gone up.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, the price you have to pay to not die goes up instead. Vastly. With interest.

I wish my exams were over.

 

[angelic-rage]

they are over and you got f's

i wish i didnt have to write any more fucking essays

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, now you have to write papers (longer)

I wish I could play guitar better.

 

[angelic-rage]

granted, you shred your fingers to the bone

i wish i could get a job

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, you now work as the bitch in gay porn (assuming you're male)

I wish this fucking movie would stream.

 

[angelic-rage]

ah fuck

it streams and then your computer has an involuntary spasm and deletes your files

 

[FenriR]

...wish granted? you die in an unspecified manner somehow related to your wish which you have not made?

I wish people would remember to fucking wish.

 

[angelic-rage]

oh yeah sorry =[

wish granted, and they continue to post shitty wishes

like mine

i wish waking the dead is still on

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but the satellite goes out.

I wish I knew what to do tomorrow.