corrupt-a-wish

Wish granted, it... doesn't? ...and you can turn off sigs anyway?

I wish people would stop bitching about my sig, it isn't THAT big.
 
Wish granted, you get hit by a car and bleed to death slowly in agony because no-one can see you.

I wish to be the driver of said car.
 
someone has cut the brakes and you slam into a tree and bleed to death slowly in agony because no one can be arsed to stop

i wish i had some steak right now. (that isnt poisoned)
 
Wish granted, you can come with me, I'm not going otherwise, I'll be bored shitless on my own, completely defeats the purpose.

I wish I had something better to do than post-farm here.
 
Wish granted, the price you have to pay to not die goes up instead. Vastly. With interest.

I wish my exams were over.
 
Wish granted, you now work as the bitch in gay porn (assuming you're male)

I wish this fucking movie would stream.
 
...wish granted? you die in an unspecified manner somehow related to your wish which you have not made?

I wish people would remember to fucking wish.