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[waif]

Granted, because your company has burned to the ground

I wish I didn't have to get up at 6:00 tomorrow morning

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, but now you must get up at 4:30!

I wish I was eating a pizza right now instead of a salad.

Granted, because your company has burned to the ground

Oh no! Barnes and Noble has disintegrated! Whatever shall we do? No coffee snobs to ruin our day! NO!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think this is a bad outcome to my wish.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

pizza is granted, but then you have a heart attack.

i wish i wasn't tired

 

[waif]

granted, because you are dead!

i wish the world would explode

 

[FenriR]

wish granted, it shrinks to an incredibly tiny size, flies up your left nostril while you are gasping in space with the rest of humanity, and explodes, shattering your head into a thousand pieces before being recreated a second later leaving mankind to wonder what the fuck just happened.

I wish for a dozen hot naked willing virgins in my bed right now.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted FenriR you get your dozen hot naked willing virgins in your bed....buuuut...they are that hot they melt your dick, now you join the girls and become a bakers dozen


I wish for rain, we have the clouds and the thunder, so where the fuck are ya ""COMON

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, better start building your ark Noah.

I wish this sun would continue.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then it gives you skin cancer

i wish my sinus infection was gone

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, you catch an anal infection instead.

I wish I didn't have exams in a month.

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, you're taking them right now!

I wish I was not eating a salad.

 

[waif]

granted, because you are now choking on said salad

I wish I was dead

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but you were brought back to life by a sorcerer.

I wish I could catch the guy that keeps stealing my Subway sandwiches.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted, but it's me so you can't do shit

i wish that i will graduate this year

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, but you won't go anywhere in life.

I wish I could lose 15 pounds

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted but now you have no money for pizza and beer.

I wish for that pizza and beer you just mist out on.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted, i ate it

i wish our economy would get better

 

[666Metal666]

granted , but all the money will be stolen

I wish i can fly

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and die.

I wish this shoulder pain would go away.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted, i sawed it off completely

i wish i could get some badass Iced Earth bootlegs

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but they sound pretty crappy.

I wish I knew what was playing right now.