corrupt-a-wish

[angelic-rage]

granted, you are playing nothing!

i wish my wish wont be corrupted by other forum members

 

[waif]

granted, it will instead be corrupted by the Lord Satan himself, who will tell me what to write.

I wish netflix would get their shit together.

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but now they are no more.

I wish Lord Satan would corrupt my wish.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, but he takes your soul as part of the bargain.

I wish for Dr. Pete's soul before Lord Satan takes it so I can sell it.

 

[angelic-rage]

granted but no one buys it, and satan slits your throat and steals the soul anyway

i wish i could afford a ticket to bloodstock

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, but when you get the ticket in the mail, it is actually for Woodstock '69. Thus, you are shit out of luck.

I wish I could sell a million albums.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, a million albums of Metallica, who then sue you for every penny you own and more besides.

I wish I were not so bored.

 

[angelic-rage]

you CAN sell a million albums but ... uh ... you get hid by a bus.

 

[FenriR]

2latelol

 

[angelic-rage]

oh yeah and yours was better

ok you occupy yourself listening to lostprophets and go deaf and insane

i wish i had kiuas' new album

 

[waif]

granted, but they've decided to do an entire album of Abba covers.

I wish it was tomorrow already

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, but they're going to hang you at dawn. After being raped. And forced to swallow goat semen. And having your testicles ripped off by a mad shemale.

I wish I didn't now have a mental image of ^

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted. Now, you can't remember your own name.

I wish the momentum would keep going.

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, but it carries directly into a brick wall.

I wish I could re-energize myself without caffeine.

 

[FenriR]

wish granted.

enough energy for you?


I wish I had one of those.

 

[666Metal666]

granted you are over energized

i wich i'm in iron maiden

 

[FenriR]

wish granted.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[waif]

Granted. Now you can't sleep.

I wish Fenrir would stop posting silly photos.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted.

This are serious photo.

I wish the internet here were not so crap.

 

[EyeballKid]

Wish granted, now you have become crap.

I wish Fenrir's sig didn't take up half of every page.