corrupt-a-wish

[angelic-rage]

granted, you are going to be hit by a car tomorrow

i wish i had a better internet connection

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, but you no longer have a computer.

I wish I wasn't working on a Friday.

 

[angelic-rage]

granted, you are working nightshifts every day except friday

i wish i had as much money as i wanted.

 

[666Metal666]

granted, you got fuckin bored from life

i wish i can move things without touching them

 

[waif]

Granted, now all you do is secretly whack off in public.

I wish there was more free porn on the internet.

 

[666Metal666]

granted, now you cum so much that you're so tired so you can't make proper sex

i wish bitches were free

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, but they are literal female dogs.

I booze was in more abundance currently.

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but it's only Zima.

I wish this boredom would go away.

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Granted, but it has been replaced by pure anguish during a vivisection at the hands of a sadistic doctor on Pay-Per-View.

I wish I was not so long-winded and tedious in my diction.

 

[waif]

Granted, now you just sound stupid

I wish the USPS didn't suck.

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but now it blows.

I wish this package would get in now.

 

[waif]

Okay, but it's a letterbomb.

I wish my friend wouldn't flake on Maiden tix

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Granted, though as he died at the hands of the aforementioned doctor, he won't be able to flake on anything.

I wish I could play the markets more effectively.

 

[angelic-rage]

wish granted, but you, er, fall off a cliff

i wish i had all of kiuas' albums (not scratched!)

 

[666Metal666]

granted i scratched it

I Wish there were no posers

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted. I hate them too.

But, you die. Hah!

I wish this download would finish.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, your screen, Tis frozen

I wish this rain would piss off and fill our DAMS, WISH WISH WISH

 

[waif]

God grants you your wish but can't tell what the fuck you're saying, so your dams burst and you are killed in the flood.

I wish no one would ever assign another local history project.

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but now it's a world history project.

I wish the screen would stop going crazy.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, it has now descended permanently into insanity.

I wish the internet would run faster.