corrupt-a-wish

[Fenrisúlfr]

Granted, though some mosh-fucker crushed you asunder.

I wish my stepfather would stop giving me shit about 'slipping' by 0,3 GPA points to a 3,4.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, you get slaughtered. In the summer.

I wish my stuff would pack itself.

 

[waif]

and fenrir fucks up the thread again.
fenrir's stuff packs itself and him into a suitcase and smothers him.
cipher's step dad stops giving him shit, now he's constipated.

I wish I had more money...

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, but you die and leave it all to me.

I wish someone would leave me a lot of money...

 

[waif]

wish granted, but now everyone related to you tries to kill you.

I wish people would stop sniping on ebay.

 

[beast from the east]

Granted, but now you win everything and it turns out to be pure shite...and you go broke...and insane...

I wish I could have some jellybeans right about now...

 

[cadavria]

berk , ur wish i already fucked up !
I wish i could get some very silky hair

 

[flyingvman191]

granted but it would fall out in a week

i wish i could see through stuff

 

[666Metal666]

granted but you will see trough your grandma's clothes

i wish i can see from a long distance

 

[cannibal corpse]

Granted but you will not be able to see anything clearly in a shorter distance than 50 miles.

I wish I could get a... Mountain Dew? I dunno lol.

 

[666Metal666]

granted but it kills all sperms

i wish i have a 40 inches dick...........lol sorry i had to say it

 

[viewerfromnihil]

granted, but it can only be used for your dead granfather's pleasure.

i wish chuck schuldiner would come back to life

 

[cadavria]

N he'll become my sex slave ! mouhahaha
I wish i could see the 13 real cristal cranes .

 

[cannibal corpse]

Granted but you'll have to suck Chuck Schuldiner's dick and say he's the best metal musician ever first.

I wish I could get a mountain dew, that doesn't kill sperm, that isn't piss, that is not fake and is very delicious, I don't need to do anything to get it, it does not have any side effects and it makes me be able to fly, without anything wrong happening and it never wears out.

Beat that.

 

[cadavria]

Well it makes your testicles get atrophied , so u lack testosterone n u turn to some weird pre-transexual horrible thing .
I wish i could fart too loudly so that every one gets out of the amphitheatres .

 

[flyingvman191]

you can but it will kill u when u do

 

[viewerfromnihil]

your wish is not granted because you did not say one.

i wish i had a billion dollars

 

[waif]

Okay, but a mob kills you for it.

I wish I had $600 dollars.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

granted but the mob also kills you for it

i wish i had a wish that couldn't be corrupted

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted but it the wish was for something bad to happen anyway.

I wish I had superpowers.