corrupt-a-wish

EyeballKid · Apr 30, 2008

Granted, it's because you are given a severance package.

I wish my boss would stop hovering.

TheAnonymous · May 2, 2008

Granted. He starts bitch slapping you instead.

I wish weekends were a few days longer.

EyeballKid · May 2, 2008

Granted, you get two extra days. But a "day" is now only 12 hours long.

I wish I had my own apartment.

dreaming neon darkspot · May 5, 2008

granted, but it's in a building full of rowdy, obnoxious poeple

i wish my throat wasn't sore anymore

EyeballKid · May 5, 2008

Granted, but only because your throat has been ripped out by a werewolf.

I wish I was a star of Battlestar Galactica.

dreaming neon darkspot · May 5, 2008

granted, but then you'd have to... battle. and then you'd die.

i wish i wasn't sick.

paranoidmexican009 · May 5, 2008

dreaming neon darkspot said:
granted, but then you'd have to... battle. and then you'd die.

i wish i wasn't sick.

granted, your crippled now

i wish i had long hair again

EyeballKid · May 5, 2008

Granted, but you won't have it 3 seconds from now.

I wish I was rich.

dreaming neon darkspot · May 6, 2008

granted, but then someone would kill you and steal your money

i wish i had pasta

cadavria · May 6, 2008

granted but you eat it with sperm

uke:
I wish i wasn't this stuffed

waif · May 6, 2008

granted, but it's because the taxidermist was late and you started to decompose.
I wish the school day was shorter.

TheAnonymous · May 6, 2008

Granted, but now there's also school at nights.

I wish I had a cookie.

dreaming neon darkspot · May 6, 2008

granted, but it's an AIDS cookie

i wish i didn't have a fever

EyeballKid · May 6, 2008

Granted, but now you have ebola.

I wish I had the ability to nap.

dreaming neon darkspot · May 6, 2008

granted, but you'd never wake up

i wish i had a lot of money and didn't have to work anymore

EyeballKid · May 7, 2008

Granted, but it's because you got a huge settlement after being completely paralyzed.

I wish I didn't have to pay my next credit card bill.

TheAnonymous · May 7, 2008

Granted, they just take your house instead.

I wish evening would come sooner today.

EyeballKid · May 7, 2008

Granted, but you won't be around to see it.

I wish I had more things to wish.

waif · May 8, 2008

Granted, because everything you have is taken away from you!

I wish my internet was faster

EyeballKid · May 8, 2008

Granted, but you no longer have a computer.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.