corrupt-a-wish

[TheAnonymous]

Granted, but that pig smoked 5 packs a day.

I wish I had a snake.

 

[cadavria]

granted but it fucks ur ass so hard that he cums his venom inside of ur rectum . ANd u die fauked by a snake!
i wish i could go study in russia

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then you can never go back to your home.

 

[Alasdhair]

Wish granted! But you made no wish. So hah!

I wish I had some Cottage Pie right now...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but it's made out of a real cottage

i wish i didnt have to go to work

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that's because you're fired.

I wish the printer hadn't run out of paper.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then it uses your skin to make more paper

i wish i had a job i really liked.

 

[TheAnonymous]

Granted, but it's volunteer work.

I wish I had a cold beer.

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but it's Milwaukee's Best.

I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor's tomorrow.

 

[cadavria]

Granted but i come to ur place accompagned by some crazy doc and i laught to death while he auscults u n tells u that u have some hydatic kyste on ur liver that's gotta be proven by a scanner and then removed by a surgery .
I wish I had some more choclate here so i don't have to go out to buy some .

 

[TheAnonymous]

Granted, you are drowned to death in a sea of chocolate.

I wish I had a driving license already.

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted...buuuuut...You lost your arms and legs in a card game, you are now a back seat driver....with a license...

I wish I was a beach bum who makes $237,000 from my laptop I don't have..

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you are savaged by hungry dogs and killed.

I wish my Amazon order would arrive sooner!

 

[Oddity_13]

Granted, but you ordered My Chemical Romance.

I wish I could like Anette Olzen's voice.

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but Nightwish is now disbanded.

I wish there was a way to stop the Subway bandit.

 

[TheAnonymous]

Granted but he is replaced with Subway ninjas!

Edit: forgot the wish

I wish I had a new TV.

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but there are only courtroom shows on.

I wish the Subway Ninjas would stop trying to steal my lunch.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted. Now they just rape you, and take your lunch off you afterwards.

I wish I had a better subwoofer...

 

[cadavria]

Granted but it makes ur ears explode .
I wish i could find the new Jacques dessage "soin sans rinçage " in the shop next to my place .

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it's been reserved.

I wish I could go home.