corrupt-a-wish

[FenriR]

Wish granted, which is for the pain to stop already.

I wish I wasn't ill.

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted your DR tells you, you only have a week to live... but you should of been told 7 days ago....

I wish for a big fat hamburger with the lot...THANKS...

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but the meat came from a mad cow and now you are dead.

I wish I had a clue...

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted....your clue is ""YOUR DEAD...


I wish you would grant my next wish...

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, now you are left with nothing.

I wish this all made sense.

 

[JontRevolting]

Wish granted but your brain swells and blows up with data:zombie:
I wish my stomach was'nt so full(of food and beer)!

 

[Black Friday]

Granted, an alien bursts out of your stomach and commences an invasion of Earth. Be glad you were the first victim. I wish radios played better music.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted - but youre deaf
i wish i had a coke

 

[Black Friday]

Granted, it's poisoned.
I wish I had Symphony X-The Odyssey

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted - but your deaf
i wish i had a sprite

 

[TheAnonymous]

Granted, but it's warm!

I wish I'll get my new mp3 soon.

 

[maiden1]

granted, but your ears drop off OH and your deaf...


I wish I had an MP3 player..:Smug:

 

[TheAnonymous]

Granted, you now have a 128mb mp3 player, enjoy

I wish I didn't have a chemistry test tomorrow morning >_<

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, now your test is today.

I wish that I didn't pull a Homer...

 

[Mythos Inibri]

So now instead you pull on a boner

I wish saturday was sunday wednesday was thursday and monday was friday

 

[TheAnonymous]

Granted, but sunday, tuesday, thursday and friday now become monday!!!

I wish the night was a few hours longer so I could sleep more.

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted.............No fun..

I wish the night was longer, so I could party on longer..:Smokin:

 

[Dr. Pete]

Granted, but parties no longer exist.

I wish I could be bigger...

 

[Oddity_13]

Grante, but after two nanoseconds of being really big a mad scientist uses a Shrink-o Ray on you to shrink you down to the size of an ant. Just as you realizes the advantages being the size of an ant could hold you are shuished to death by a midgets genitalia.

Oh yeah, and I wish... That I had more easter eggs.

Are they not the greatest chocolate in the world?

 

[JontRevolting]

granted but these eggs are pluver eggs and you are continuely swooped by pluvers until you've eaten them all
i wish for new lungs..perhaps pig lungs will do