corrupt-a-wish

[maiden1]

wish granted just click your heals three times and say "there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home"

I wish it was june already...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then the sun would be so hot it would melt the earth

 

[TheAnonymous]

Fully granted, without any catches. A shame you didn't make a wish to begin with

I wish I wouldn't have lots of studying to do this week.

 

[waif]

Granted, but that's because you've been expelled for defecating in front of the assembly

I wish I had a large sum of cash

 

[maiden1]

wish granted...buuuuut...Because you can't add up that big sum of cash is now a small pkt of chips...get it, got it, go...


I wish my luck would change for the better..

 

[FenriR]

wish granted. but, you know what they say, bad things come in threes, you must be on no.1 atm, so two increasingly worse things will happen to you...

I wish my RAM would arrive...

 

[maiden1]

wish granted...you orderd A RAM...buuuuuuuuut..instead you got a EWE...Don't compute...

I wish for some "curry sauce and hot chips" Hmmmmmm...

 

[waif]

granted, but it's radioactive and you get leukemia and die.

I wish for In Flames not to suck live today

 

[TheAnonymous]

Granted, but they never show up at all.

I wish summer vacation would come.

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, but it only lasts two days.

I wish I could sleep a full night's sleep.

 

[TheAnonymous]

Granted, but night only lasts for 2 hours.

I wish I had something to snack on.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted.

*unzips trousers*


I wish I knew what the fuck I'm going to do for my 12-hour art exam next week...

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, but they change it to a math exam at the last second.

I wish I had a big pizza right now.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted.......You orderd the works pizza

Buuuut wot you got was the workers on your pizza...:zombie: enjoy....


I wish I had more time on this computer.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted.... a time(r)... counting down until it explodes... you have a minute.... starting.... NOW.


I wish I had some explosives right here.

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, but they are all duds.

I wish I never had to take a final exam again.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted, your brain dies and you become a vegetable

i wish for some new bike parts

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, but your bike gets stolen.

I wish I knew what I'm going to do with my life.

 

[EyeballKid]

Granted, but you're not very good at it.

I wish I knew how to sweep-pick.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

Granted, but you're not very good at it.

I wish I knew how to sweep-pick.

granted, but in a freak accident your arms are eaten by a bear

i wish my job paid more