corrupt-a-wish

[Black Friday]

Granted, but now the album sucks (Not really sure, as I never heard it)
I wish I was older.

 

[maiden1]

Granted, but now the album sucks (Not really sure, as I never heard it)
I wish I was older.

wish granted....you are now older...

I wish for a new computer....

 

[Black Friday]

Granted but it's the original IBM
I wish I had a better MP3 player.

 

[Oddity_13]

Granted, but it only holds 3kbs more.

I wish I had one of those 8MB memory stiks for my PSP.

 

[TheAnonymous]

Granted, but your PSP is stolen

I wish it won't start getting hot here

 

[Black Friday]

Granted now you're frozen in ice.
I wish I had a Flying V.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted but it's a 40CM long plastic toy keytar one.

I wish I was back in Turkey.

 

[Black Friday]

Granted. You just got raped by a gay convict.
I wish I had more free time.

 

[SentinelSlain]

ewwww


granted but I steal you, picking you up with a helicopter and dropping you down a chimney at a chemical plant.

I wish for a gf.

 

[TheAnonymous]

Granted, but she's a guy in a costume.

I wish I wouldn't have to go to school now.

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted...Now school comes to you...

I wish for a neverending pkt of Tim Tams...uke:

 

[TheAnonymous]

Granted, but they have salmonella and you die.

I wish my hair would grow faster

 

[BrokenSword]

granted, but they are to heavy now and will break ur neck

I wish I haven't to wish something

 

[Black Friday]

Granted, now you're dead.
I want another kit-kat.

 

[BrokenSword]

granted, but it was poisoned... now you are the first dead metalhead.

I wish, someone will bring me breakfast in some minutes

 

[SentinelSlain]

Osama bin laden brings you some cornflakes.

I wish for a nice dinner.

 

[Black Friday]

Granted, but your girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with you and revealed massive betrayal after the dinner.
I wish I had more time to do this:

 

[maiden1]

wish granted....BUT your dead...:zombie:

I wish everyone a happy and safe easter...

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, if you count 'happy' as 'at least we're not dead', and 'safe' as 'dangling upside down over a vat of acid, but the ropes are strong'

I wish I wasn't so damn tired.

 

[Black Friday]

Granted. You get your sleep but now you're running for your life.
I wish I knew what to wish.