corrupt-a-wish

[cadavria]

granted but u get very fat cos u no more move , oh damn u'r stuck into ur driving sit now , u'r some 990 pound guy , umm i mean piece of fat
i wish for more sleeping hours

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then you get raped in your sleep

i wish i had food.

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

granted, but you get food poisoning and die.
I wish I could bang the pastor's son

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted but then you get an STD.

i still wish i had food

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

ok....this time you don't get food poisoning but it's something really gross, like fried rabid chipmunks with mayonaisse.
I wish for the new bloodbath cd and some mexican food

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but you miss listening to the cd because you're in the bathroom for 2 hrs

i wish i had pasta

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

well i'll just listen to it once i get out...there...WHAT NOW...corruption corrupted.
Anyway,you get your pasta, but it isn't cooked.
I wish for my guitar to be fixed so i can play, i'm having withdrawls

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you get your guitar fixed... but your playing draws a ravenous beast that mauls you to death

i wish i didn't have writer's block

 

[Resurrect]

you don't have writers block, unfortunately both your hands are chopped off so you can never write again.

I wish I wasn't so bored...

 

[maiden1]

your not, your a plank..

I wish for snow..

 

[JontRevolting]

granted but the snow's tainted with bird urine and it burns
I wish for a MILF

 

[maiden1]

WTF is a MILF in English not Tasmanian.........

OK then wish granted, you get Mums Ingrown Left Foot...:zombie:


I wish for a gun so I could shoot the birds wich are pissing in my snow...

 

[Resurrect]

You get a gun, but you misfire and shoot yourself in the head.

I wish I had faster internet.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then... it would become self-aware and kill you

i wish i had weed

 

[maiden1]

wish granted...BUUUUUT...Weeds gay.....now your brothers sucking on him and swallowsuke:....

wot a dope...:Smokin:

I wish my bank would just give me the money...."kaching"

 

[Black Friday]

They give you the money but unfortunately your credit card was stolen and racked up twice the amount and your insurance didn't cover it. I wish I had a larger music library.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted BUT it's all erm..... idk Lionel Richie? as a metalhead I'm guessing you're not a fan of his

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i'm just assuming that your wish is to have sex with lionel ritchie. granted. that is all.

i wish my headache would go away.

 

[buzogthevileurukofmordor]

wish granted ,a viking choped your head off, now you have no headache..also u die because of this

i wish i had money.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then someone steals it all from you

i wish i'd never get caught for stealing buzz's money