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[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but there's also feces on your toast.

i wish i knew if my hair would look good or not after i plan on getting it cut

 

[maiden1]

wish granted...Buuuuuuut.....the next morning you wake up, you have no hair....was...now....was....now ...was...now...get it...


I wish I wasn't up so bloody early...:zombie:

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted. It's now late, very late. The end is upon us all

I wish I could find my bloody sodding physics homework booklet.

 

[maiden1]

I wish I could find my bloody sodding physics homework booklet.

wish granted....BUUUUT...You said sod that bloody physics homework and threw it into a fire and then shouted "" SCREW YOU TEACH...turned around went home, now...now your crying because you have no homework.....ELLO....


I wish it was still saturday

 

[cadavria]

wish granted but dude u'r obliged to clean the whole house and ur woman is being shitty about it , moreover she doesn't accept to make out after u finish it all . Bad bad sunday
i wish i could go back to Tbarka right now

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then you'd have to ... die or something.

i wish i wasn't bleeding a week early. wtf, uterus?

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted...Its not blood silly, its tomato sauce from that hot dog you tried to eat...

I wish I had a hot dog with cheese...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted but then you'd die of food poisoning.

now i want a hot dog with cheese, too.

 

[maiden1]

""..wot can I say to that...BUUUUUT...Wish granted...Sorry forgot the cheese "uke:

I wish for a new car

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but it'd crap out on you as soon as you got it off the lot.

i wish my legs didn't hurt.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

granted, i chopped em off.

i wish i could meet all my favorite bands

 

[cadavria]

granted but u'll trn to some trans groopie
i wish Rabiae could find a loving family n that he leaves the hospital

 

[Black Friday]

Granted, his loving family finds him but he immediately dies, thus leaving the hospital.
I wish I had more music.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but then you go blind

i wish i had a new car

 

[cadavria]

granted , you win a dark blue Aston Martin V8 vantage roadster buuuut , cos u haven't yet got ur drinving licence crash into a tree n then wake up in the hospital amputee , then cos u can't bear living like that u end up suiciding .
I wish i could stop being horny all day long.

 

[SentinelSlain]

granted bye bye sex drive

so you're a nun...


I wish for my own show on TV.

 

[cadavria]

granted but it's the new version of teletubbies
I wish I had new shoes

 

[maiden1]

yes yes yes cadavria new shoes, lovely, you pick them up tomorrow....BUUUUT...you walk on a land mine today and blow off your legs...

I wish it was the weekend...

 

[SentinelSlain]

granted. BUT it's also the 'world end'. Everybody dies...


I wish for more pairs of jeans.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but their dye would be carrying leprosy

i wish i had a new car