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[cadavria]

wish granted but You'll have to work with some smelly old people ,wiping them and resisting the envy that pushes you to run n throw ur lunch in the WC
I wish to get a car for my birthday , a nice old black one that i'll get to paint by myself n draw some big sword on it .

 

[FenriR]

wish granted. well, its... old... and... sort of black-ish, cos most of the rust and oil leaks have sort of congealed into a hard dark mess by now. You can still paint a sword on it if you like.

I wish I didn't feel like shit.

 

[maiden1]

Are but, yeah but you look like shit and you smell like shit and you probably taste like shit....buuuuuut....OK wish granted poo......


I'm wishing the petrol is cheaper today

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted. In fact, you're drowning in the stuff. Literally.

I wish my sleep patterns weren't so fucked up

 

[zoidberg]

granted, the world is now in a comma.

i wish i was as tall as shawn bradley.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted...Buuuuut....Your as FAT as FAT ALBURT...HAY HAY HAY...


I wish I wasn't in so much pain....

 

[imajellybeanx]

wish granted....but then youd be dead

i wish i could be less of a bitch sometimes lol :/

 

[maiden1]

your wish has been granted you are no longer a bitch...:zombie:
you now become a sweet PUSSY that likes to be stroked...


I wish I didn't have this summer cold...

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted. It stops being summer but you stay ill.

I wish for sex with a sexy woman.

 

[cadavria]

granted but you get some horrible herpes
I wish i could see hypocrasy in live

 

[SentinelSlain]

You get hypocrit O spex but they give a rash on you behind for some reason.


I wish I had every metal CD.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, but you can never find the good ones, just shit like St. Anger or Dragonforce.

I wish I didn't have to wait 6 days to go skiing -.-

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you can go skiing right now!

but you crash into a tree.

 

[SentinelSlain]

wish for something then....

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

shit!
uhh... my wish was that he crashed into a tree

i wish i could find a better job

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted but you're still just a jigolo.

I wish I girl I like loved me. I mean like put her under a spell

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

granted, but you get arrested for date rape

i wish i was a famous author

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted. You do Mills and Boon style books but with bestiality.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

way to not wish for anything!

i wish i had a wish to corrupt

edit: or was the bestiality your wish?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I wish for a carton of pineapple juice.