corrupt-a-wish

[maiden1]

Your wish has been granted say Hi to gran for me, ""HAY SHE TOLD ME I LOOKED 18....


I wish I had more time to sleep....

 

[SentinelSlain]

(girl was 18 y,o so there )

Wish granted but when you wake up you have been kissed by a handsom prince and turned into a beautiful princess.

I wish local gangs would like all die or something.

 

[maiden1]

WISH GRANTED, THEY ALL DIE A BUNCH OF PUSSY'S.....


I WISH I HAD SOME PUSSY TO EAT.....:zombie:

 

[cadavria]

granted but it's an old fat black whore pussy dripping off old cum
I wish this diarrhea doesn't stop so i don't have to go to work tomorrow morning

 

[SentinelSlain]

OK it never stops at all and you have to wear knappies for life.

I wish for a week of extra free time to finish coursework and homework that I can't be bothered to do (all) today.

 

[cadavria]

granted but you spend it sleeping
I wish they gimme the whole week at work so i can go have fun n stop being so stressed up

 

[zoidberg]

granted you get a week long massage from a eunuch with a taquito.

i wish that the Patriots, Giants and Packers all got sick with leprosy, and the Dallas Cowboy's 1st string got to play the Dallas Cowboys 2nd string in the super bowl.

 

[cadavria]

haha u'rs sick dude , but granted still they'll do such a bad game n u'll no more watch the superbowl .
I wish I no more feel sick when i have to clean some new amputated leg or toes n change its bandage

 

[maiden1]

wish granted cadavria now all you have to do is clean all the amputated heads...uke:

I wish you could clean my head....

 

[SentinelSlain]

Wish granted.. kind of, he cuts it off but dumps his load in there and stitches it back on and puts some electricty though you.

I wish I could shoot bin laden and get the money.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, but you now have Al-Quaida on your ass. Well, when I say on...

I wish I had alcohol.

 

[cadavria]

Wish granted.. kind of, he ...

it's a she honey SHE!!!



wish granted old1eye
u get ur alcohol but it's some old lagumy ( that's a tunisian alcohol) fermonted with an old dead dog's head
I wish my right hand was faster at picking the strings wanna do some schuck solos

 

[SentinelSlain]

it's a she honey SHE!!!(

oh


so I see from your myspace...

.......

Oh well

 

[FenriR]

*cough*

@ cadavria: sure, your hand is faster at picking. but thats only cos you've suddenly developed Parkinson's. Look at it go!
(got my alcohol, yaaay. no dog heads, either)

I wish for a pizza. (sound familiar?)

 

[maiden1]

it's a she honey SHE!!!



wish granted old1eye
u get ur alcohol but it's some old lagumy ( that's a tunisian alcohol) fermonted with an old dead dog's head
I wish my right hand was faster at picking the strings wanna do some schuck solos

And I A HE, I have two heads one that thinks for me...

The other just sits on my shoulder watching the world go round...:Spin:

EDIT: Sorry old1eye, wish granted...buuuuut....your pizza tastes like shit.

I toooooo could go A pizza right now....buuuut....not old1eyes shit pizza's..

 

[FenriR]

wish granted. You get someone elses shit pizza, after they throw it up.

I wish I could go skiing. Right now.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted but it's in NZ and the volcano erupts.

I wish I could be bothered to grow up.

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted. That should be punishment enough.

I wish for a nice big joint. Goddamn I want to get high right now.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted.....Buuuut.....High hates your fucking guts, high's still in the joint.....:Smokin:.....


I wish....I wish...I wish I could fly.....

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted. Temporarily. It cuts out the moment you hit 25m above the ground, or whenever you fly over raw sewage.

I wish it were the weekend