corrupt-a-wish

[Charoon]

granted, but we live in the UK so its no different

I wish i had an xbox 360

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted but it refuses to play any games and just shows you a series of photos of Wolf from Gladiators TV show (from back in the day) and then turns itself off.


I wish for a night with scarlett johansson.

 

[cadavria]

granted but then you'll be her private female maid
I wish I didn't invent new words in yesterday's exam , they're gonna laught so much about the anatomic terms they'v never heard about

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted but now you've invented a war machine which decapitates you and eats your brain with a nice green salad

I wish gasoline would reduce in price

 

[maiden1]

granted but now you've invented a war machine which decapitates you and eats your brain with a nice green salad

I wish gasoline would reduce in price

Wish granted.....Buuuuut....Now you live in a gasoline free zone..

I wish for sex

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Granted but it's with a hairy she-male with a foot fetish....
I wish for electricty, my power at home has been out for a week.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted but you get too much and it causes damage.

Then the FBI (if you're american)or somebody come and take you away for making weird energy weapons in your home or something.

I wish for a toasted cheese sandwhich prepared and delivered by a hot girl. I don't ask for much, surely I can be allowed that simle pleasure hehehe.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted but she mixes hormones in it cause you to grow huge tits and a moustache and tiny nuts hahahahhaha

I wish jesus was not really satan in disguise

 

[SentinelSlain]

Granted but he's Simon Cowell instead so it's worse.

I wish for another cheese toastie.

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted...buuuuut...Its no hot chick, Its the big fat tart from down the road, you know who I'm talking about, yeeeeeesss you do, you know, dream girl whats her face..:zombie:


I wish I had your talent...

 

[SentinelSlain]

Denied.

OK, no ok, you get my talent. There, that's the bad bit


I wish for....... I wake up tommorow and pick up a guitar and can randomly play it amazingly well. I get in a band and am like the best guitarist ever too. There how about that.

 

[maiden1]

your wish has been granted, you do have your own band and you are the best guitarist ever.......BUUUUUUT.....You only get to play at one venue/club and they love you there your never going to leave....WHY, YOU must of asked yourself a hundred times that WHY DO THEY LOVE US SO..

Maybe just maybe its because your playing at the club for the deaf...:Smug:
OR
Maybe just maybe its got something to do with your band name...."HANDYCRAP"....

Myself I think its your disco lights...



I wish I could boogie all night long..All night....

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Fine then,..you boogie to Sir Mixalot's song Big Butts..Then sir Mixalot wants you badd

I wish things would go better

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, your local rail service builds a new line through your house, leaving you homeless. But its much more efficient now.

I wish my BLOODY SPEAKERS WOULD ARRIVE.

Srsly, its been two weeks and they're costing me a lot of cash.

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Granted...you're bloody speakers arrive....but all the blood fucked up the insides and they don't work
I wish for a hot metal guy in my area.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Fine you get the guy but humans aren't really his thing....

I wish for FOOD!

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Granted, but she has AIDs and you don't find out until it's too late...
I wish for a bottle of Jack

 

[SentinelSlain]

Umm FOOD as in the regular kind...

Granted but bottle contains nothing but a message from Jack Sparrow or something...

 

[maiden1]

Umm FOOD as in the regular kind...

Granted but bottle contains nothing but a message from Jack Sparrow or something...

COME ON JAGagent

PLAY THE GAME

MAKE A WISH

SO WE CAN....F....I...U..

I have to grant a wish to make a wish.....

 

[SentinelSlain]

I wish for some girl I met on holiday once. She thought I was 18 lol. Umm yeah lol I'm 16.