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[Alasdhair]

Granted, but end up a FALURE.

I wish I could leave school now.

 

[maiden1]

See ya........You also FAIL..


I wish I hadn't eaten all those mushy peas last night...uke:

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Granted, but you ate a monkey instead...and the monkey had Ebola and you DIE!!!!!!
I wish for for it to stop fucking raining....

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that is only because it is hailing.

I wish I would stop procrastinating and go ahead and do some work!

 

[cadavria]

granted but the only work u decide to do is to kill ur mumma
I wish i didn't forget to pay my internet bill so i didn't suffer from no drug !

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted cadavria...You paid your Internet bill on time, as a matter of fact your in front with your payments.......BUUUUT.....Its your electricity bill you didn't pay, your 3months behind....OOPS......NO ELECTRICITY NO INTERNET...


I wish I could get some sleep.....

 

[cadavria]

granted but it's in a casket
i wish my broths could stop making so much nise when playing toguether

 

[maiden1]

wish granted....their dicks drop off :zombie::zombie:, so now they have nothing to play with....Buuuut...Now its more of a cry......I can't please everyone....


I wish today to be tomorrow...

 

[cadavria]

granted but u'll be stuck with me the whole damn day niahahaha
I wish i had my own flat in london with nice foggy streets n lots of rain outside

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but it gets blown up by a member of the IRA.

i wish it would snow

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Granted, but it's yellow....
i wish that a got a good grade on my history final

 

[cadavria]

granted but you fail the other subjects
I wish the sponge bob game stop making weird stuffs and works normally

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted, but then you realise that sponge bob is gay and start playing Blade 2 instead

I wish christmas would hurry up

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted Charley....BUUUUUT...Sadly enough Santa was pulled over by the chopper police just in your next street and he was done for F.U.T.I.O.A (Flying Under the Influence of alcohol)F.U.I for short....

DON'T LEAVE BEER OUT FOR THE FATMAN AND NO HASH COOKIES.....


I wish for the PS3...

 

[Pђoenix]

Granted, but everytime you put in a game and try and play it, the console puts a big "Fuck you" on the screen instead.

I wish I had an xbox 360

 

[maiden1]

wish granted Buuuut you grate your finger off on a cheese grater, have fun stumpy....


I wish for a new computer, something slim like...

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted, you get a MAC. That should be punishment enough.

I wish the penryn processors hadn't been delayed....

 

[Pђoenix]

Granted, they never actually existed...

I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy new year!

 

[cadavria]

granted but urs sucks just like mine will suck
I wish my hair grows faster during this year so it's back to what is used to be before i cut it off

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted but you become a natty dread

i wish my house didnt smell like bacon uke: