corrupt-a-wish

[FenriR]

wish granted, but you eat it and it gives you terrible toxic magical gas.

I wish I didn't have insomnia, or, failing that, somewhere to go tonight to get absolutely hammered.

 

[maiden1]

remember you made the wish....

wish granted...Buuuuut....You don't get insomnia, instead you do get HAMMERED...oooh...and HAMMERED....OUCH...by two gay priests....Then they kill you with a Hammer....:zombie:


I wish I had an Ipod...thats it...just an Ipod..

 

[cadavria]

granted but ur gf decides to masturbate with it n then it gets so wet it no more works
i wish i could find a hotter nurse uniform than the one i am obliged to wear at work

 

[maiden1]

well, well well well you know that wish was granted by 100% of the male population and 75% of the female population on this site before you even mad that wish.....Buuuuut......It got that HOT and SWEATY you had to take it off before it shrinks and becomes a shirt......mmmm I like wot you have underneath very sexy.......Is that part of your uniform....


I wish, I wish, Iwish I WAS Dr maiden1.....

 

[cadavria]

wish granted maiden 1 loool but u'll be a doctor specialised in parasitology wish is damn not funny and so sicusting when u know that u have to help worms n stuffs like that go out from ur patient's body
I wish the hairdresser i'm going to within 20 mins won't be closed n will accept me without appointment

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but s/he fucks up your hair

i wish my sleep patterns werent so fucked up.

 

[Deadly]

granted, your awake-patterns are messed up now

i wish i could force myself to feel the things i want to feel

 

[FenriR]

granted, but you want to feel chronically suicidal.

I wish everything weren't so expensive in England...

 

[cadavria]

granted but now that it is so cheep u can't find a place to live cos the whole world had emigrated there including me
I wish i could convince my broth that buying a jakson isn't a good idea n that a BC Rich is far way better

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but he cant play guitar.

i wish these weird kids i dont even know would stop making out on my couch.

 

[maiden1]

WISH GRANTED KERRY, JUST TELL UM TO FUCK OFF.....

I wish I was making something....:Smokedev:

 

[FenriR]

granted, you are making your last words.

I wish christmas was still further away, I'm nowhere near ready for it ^ ^

 

[maiden1]

wish granted.....Buuuut.....thats wot christmas is all about, you selfish GIT

HOHOHO.................

I wish for A PS3.....

 

[cadavria]

granted but u become blind n can't play on it
I wish the professor of anatomy farts loudly tomorrow so i can make my silly face !

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted....buuuut....the wind changed and you copped the hole FART...SMACK in the face.....now, your stuck with that silly face....:zombie:

I wish people would stop talking about me and start talking to me.........I listen....I judge.....And I make fun....I'm your friend......

 

[cadavria]

wish granted but now u no more have time for urself heeelp
I wish i could have my own band

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted cadavria.....Buuuut.....you have no arms to put them on....

I wish for a new m/phone that works....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but no one wants to talk to you!

i wish i was going home tomorrow instead of having to write a stupid philosophy paper at 8 am on friday

 

[aaron5212]

Granted, but now you fail your class.

I wish YOU would go look at my shop.

www.cafepress.com/inflame

 

[FenriR]

wish granted. but he burns the entire stock.

I really, REALLY wish I hadn't lost 4 months of work when I had to reformat my pc yesterday...