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[maiden1]

^

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted but its duncan hills and too brutal for you to enjoy.

i wish metalocalypse was still funny.

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

NO!!!!!!!!I AM DOOMED WITHOUT COFFEE!!!!
Anyway...your wish is granted and metalocalypse is once again funny...but you go blind and deaf and I get to watch it at home with my non-Duncan Hills coffee while you are falling all over the place...
I wish I was doing something exicting for my birthday....besides going to school then coming home and getting wasted afterwards....

 

[FenriR]

wish granted... you are falling out of an airplane. without a parachute. on fire. with needles shoved up your nose. and a camel strapped to your (severed) spinal cord.
exciting enough?

I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination, now I have a horrible mental image of ^

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Sounds very exiciting...
I like the vivid imagination....i'm just glad i didn't get the image of you and the gorilla in my head...
I wish i had good food..I'm HUNGRY!!!!

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you cant taste it.

i wish i had some liquor to celebrate repeal day!!

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted...Buuuuuut.....I drank it all....Buuuut you can have it now....catchuke:.......

I wish I had some chunky punch....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^granted. ew

i wish i didnt eat so much mexican food tonight...

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted Kerry..Buuuuuuut....You only had A little bit of Mexican as A Mexican did a Mexican in your Mexican.....uke::zombie:

I wish for free Internet....thanks AAPT...

 

[mutantllama]

Granted but it never works and it's 99 times slower than Dial up.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, you're dead.

i wish i can still get $5 jethro tull tickets tonight!!

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted Kerry....BUUUUUUUT...The show was last week....NO REFUNDS.....

I wish I hadn't gone to see Jethro Tull last week he was CRAAAAAAAP....I also wish for my $1.00 back...

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but ian anderson beats you with his flute.

i wish for everyones wishes to come true

 

[maiden1]

Your wish has been granted Kerry....BUUUUUUUUUT.....Everyone hates you because

The Easter Bunny is really a Gay Chicken

Santa dies of A heart attack for being to FAT

Don't expect a turkey for thanks giving there's nothing to be thankful for


Frosty the snowman is really a bucket of water


GUYFORKS didn't burn or blow anything up, so no more Bonfires/Fireworks for the kiddies

Halloween....Well...All the pumpkins have been eaten by the pigs so no jackalanterns for you, need I say more Kerry

Obefore I go, someone and I don't know who...Has brought back the BLACK PLAGUE and we all die an orrible death thanks to your wish.....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted. hooraaaaay plague!!!

i wish for my mom to not flip a shit when i come home with a rat next week.

the guys across the hall got her yesterday and dont love her anymore and were gonna just leave her outside to freeze or be eaten by a cat... what else am i supposed to do??

 

[maiden1]

wish granted you piped piper you(":danceboy:"):Smokin::hotjump:....O...from now on Piper you Flip your own Shit, Be careful you don't burn it...

And the Guys across the hall...Well they had pizza so no room for Rat custard......


I wish for A cold winter NOW

 

[cadavria]

granted but u're cock will be so cold it will shrink to a bean size n that will be irreversible
I wish to see Cryptopsy !

 

[FenriR]

Wish granted. Or, at least, your eyes witness a Cryptopsy show. Which won't do you an ounce of good, as they won't be in your sockets.
I wish I could find some more bloody Nile tabs, I'm sick of trying to work out their godly riffs on my own...

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you forget how to play guitar.

i wish for snow. right now.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, just imagine your a snow globe, and just shake your head...Now open your eyes...Its snowing....Buuuuuuut Wait.......That's not snow its DANDRUF

I wish I had A magic bean....