corrupt-a-wish

[Alasdhair]

Granted, she now acts like your brother owns EVERYTHING.

I wish that I could get this wish.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted you now become a dirty old mans wish...lol

I wish today was a happy day.

 

[mutantllama]

Granted, but it becomes so happy that it scares you and you kill yourself.

I wish for more Pie.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it's made of you.

I wish things could get through the post quicker.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you dont get what you wanted.

i wish i was done with finals and could go home for a month!

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, just click your heals three times and say I WISH I WAS HOME NOW, I WISH I WAS HOME NOW, I WISH I WAS HOME NOW, but wait your not Dorothy, YOUR, YOUR YOUR YOUR, YOUR THE YOURNY MAN....

Keep saying to yourself, I AM THE YOURNY MAN over and over....

I wish I could sleep for 4months

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you still have to post on UMF!!

i wish i knew what the yourny man was..

 

[maiden1]

granted, but you still have to post on UMF!!

i wish i knew what the yourny man was..

Have you not seen the movie Tom Thumb?

He is the man who puts you to sleep at night.....

I wish for green eggs and ham for dinner...uke:

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but its veggie ham

i wish i didnt enter that ice cream eating contest.

i think i have frostbite on my tonuge

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

You don't have to do the contest, but you have to eat ice cream for every meal for the rest of your life...
I wish I had gotten at least a half hour of sleep last night

 

[maiden1]

wish granted and as its a new day YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE F*CKER BACK...

I wish I hadn't eaten so many Chili Pickled Onions last night..

 

[EerieVon]

Granted, you ate spoiled haggis instead

I wish to never get old

 

[mutantllama]

Granted but you start getting younger until you get so young you get eliminated from existence.

I wish I didn't have to go to my next class.

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

Granted, because the school burnt down YAY!!! but you get eaten by a giant mutant hampster on the way home..
I wish the weather wasn't cold....

 

[maiden1]

Granted: put your cloths back on... then again


I wish it wasn;t so dark..

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

well that would explain a lot...
granted... but it is full sun 24/7
i wish that my english teacher would disappear

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but then the mafia comes after the rest of your class as well.

i wish there was better veg restaurants around here

 

[EerieVon]

granted, but you find they are always closed

I wish it would rain

 

[mutantllama]

Granted but it floods your town and everything.

I wish the weekend would hurry the fuck up.

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted: oops now it's Monday.

I wish Monday was Sunday and Wednesday was saturday and Thursday was my birthday because I love Tuesdays....FARKINELL