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[cadavria]

granted but every time u'll wear them they'll give u so bad foot smell that will stick to u forever
i wish for this cold weather the cease , wanna have the sun back

 

[mutantllama]

Granted but when the sun comes back it becomes so strong that it makes you catch on fire.

I wish I could go over my friends house. ):

 

[maiden1]

wish granted ...BUT....when you get there you find him screwing your girlfriend


I wish it would rain so I wouldn't have to mow the lawn.

 

[cadavria]

granted , but it rains so heavily it ur house is floaded , now u have to clean the mudd that got inside
i wish i could get more codeine

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted, and you take the hole box...BUT....They have a mint taste to them.........

They're TICK-TACKS silly......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fresh breathe.....


I wish I had a cup cake....

 

[cadavria]

granted but u can't neither touch nor eat it
i wish it doesnt rain tomorrow

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted....BUT...You know it will....singing in the rain your singing in the rain.....


I wish I could sing...

 

[cadavria]

granted but u sound like a pussy, no growlin g for u
i wish i could get a pussy licking now

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it's by an old man.

I wish I could see Bill Bailey SOONER!

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted....BUT....he's still with Cadavria....


I wish I didn't have to go into town tomorrow...

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that's because you have no legs.

I wish I had some shreddies

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but your head gets cut off.

i wish it was tuesday so i could go home already!!!!

 

[maiden1]

wish granted....BUUUUUUUUT....You get a case of amnesia and you think you are BRITISH.....NO F*CKING WAY....BOARDER PATROL...BOARDER PATROL.....You get stopped at customs, they don't know who the f*ck you are , so they send your arse to GREENLAND...


I WISH Kerry all the best in her new town...booga...

 

[kerrys wear boots]

wish granted!!

i wish for maiden to become king of england.

 

[maiden1]

I wish Kerry to be my QUEEN...:Shedevil:

R but, OH but, Yeah but....do you have a visa, or green card...

Have you had all your shots..../vodka/rum/Bonox..

Did you support England in the World Cup Rugby....

Do you support MAN.U..:Smokedev: in Soccer.....

Do you have a Blue Peter Badge...

and do you Kerry love Yorkshire Pudding if so, Welcome to the land of HOPE and GLORY....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

wish granted, but...

no visa or green card, but i have a passport

of course i've had all my shots!!

hell NO i didn't support England, IRELAND ALL THE WAY! too bad they didnt really go all the way

sure, i'd support manchester in a match..

what the hell is a blue peter badge?

and no yorkshire pudding for me, im a vegetarian.


i wish i knew what a blue peter badge was...

 

[maiden1]

wish granted: A Blue Peter Badge is A Badge Blue Peter would give you......




I wish friday was over as we have to bury are grandmother Twill be a sad day.

born-DEC 31 1919-NOV 16 2007 R.I.P NOW, GOD BLESS..

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted. nuff said =]

I wish I wasnt in school now

 

[maiden1]

^I will grant your wish Charly


I wont make a wish, but I would just like to say Thanks Charley.^

kiss kiss hug kiss...

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but your eyes are large. I dunno, I've got nothing to work with.

I wish I could take my adjustable knees back.