corrupt-a-wish

[NewWorldSlave]

granted. then you live in the real world. which sucks ass

i wish for a dollar i can spend

 

[maiden1]

wish granted but wot you wont will cost you $2.00


I wish I could stop bloody sneeeeezing.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that's because your nose has fallen off.

I wish I could fly.

granted, but you have to milk a badger instead..

I 'd hard!

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted but you crash into an aeroplane

I wish my music teacher was younger

 

[maiden1]

^YES..wish granted: you are 2 miles up in the sky, your a Duck flying south for the winter...BUT...you get a short case of dementia you think your a Donkey...5.4.3.....Wot do you call a fly with no wings..................A walk.......2.______________________:zombie:



I wish I didn't have to go to the Dr's more friggin money

Edit: Sneeeeeeeeeeaky Charley

 

[maiden1]

wish granted but you crash into an aeroplane

I wish my music teacher was younger

your wish has been granted Charley..BUT..the only way your teacher can be younger is if he's dead, you now become older than he is....

I wish I today was Wednesday not Thursday....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you're not English anymore, you're american! OH NOES!!!!

i wish i had the money i need to finish this tattoo.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted Kerry..BUT...we know its only a stick-on...uke:


I wish I didn't go to the club today....

 

[FenriR]

wish granted. but you should have, it was pure win.

I wish I could find an attractive girl who isn't a shallow bitch and/or a complete retard...

 

[maiden1]

your wish has been granted...BUT...Now your new Hot, Sexy, Good Looking, Smart Girl Friend is looking for a boy friend who's not A shallow whining little bitch and doesn't look like a RETARD..


I wish my bike had two wheels...^^

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but they have flat tyres.

I wish I didn't have a test next.

 

[Lady__Stardust]

Granted, but they have flat tyres.

I wish I didn't have a test next.

granted, but you have an oral presentation instead, infront of the Prime Minister on the topic of Beatlemania =]

I wish I was alive through Beatlemania

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but then you realize how awful the Beatles really were.

I wish I hadn't sat on my foot and cut off the blood supply.

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

granted, but then you get eaten alive by rabid penguins
i wish i was at home with a bottle of Jack

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you're on meds and can't get drunk.

i wish my back would just stop fucking hurting.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that's because your spine is removed.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[zoidberg]

Granted, but that's because your spine is removed.

I wish I wasn't tired.

granted, your body is now in a comma, though you are fully concious. and you are in the Gorilla Cage at the zoo. And things go downhill from there....

i wish a meter stick was 9 inches long....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now 9 inches is a lightyear.

i wish my roommate would go somewhere else with her boyfriend.
im too bitter to sit here and watch them enjoy each other.

 

[zoidberg]

granted, they try to see if they can sqeeze into the kitchen sink, and get stuck. things go downhill from there....

i wish bologna was spelled bullegeinulululacia.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted and as I haven't a F*CKING clue wot it is I will shorten the spelling so the next time I see it I will know wot your talking about.....new spelling is....bullshit....

I wish for a new pair of runners