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[maiden1]

wish granted, old1eye has no computer he is now A Virus....


I wish old1eye would get out of my computer....

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that's only because he is behind you with a chainsaw.

I wish I didn't have so many useless pieces of technology.

 

[cadavria]

granted u're living in the middle age n u don't even know what does modern life feel like
i wish my teeth aren't still growing so i don't have this pain

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that's because all your teeth have fell out.

I wish I had actually done the media essay I was supposed to do.

 

[cadavria]

granted but u wrote it in russian , now who's gonna understand it !
i wish i could stop watchin porn

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, YOU now become the porn....BUT....your town has a black-out, no one is watching you, so you don't get paid, once again your f*cked in more ways than one..........noooooo money.....


I wish I was a PIMP

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you get killed.

I wish MSN was working.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, tizz working now, you just don't know how to use it..


I wish I had a jack for my car.....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted but its made of jello.

i wish i didnt lose my mail

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, your room mate had it all along, you must kick him in the nuts and if its a she, slap her on the tits just for being a F*CKING COW...........


I wish christmas was over already......HO FRIGGIN HO.....

 

[FenriR]

Granted, but Santa brought you cancer, and it'll take you until xmas 08 to die, slowly and painfully. Have fun.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you cant get up.

i wish my posters would stop falling on me while i sleep.

 

[FenriR]

granted, now axes fall on you while you sleep.

I wish I didn't have 7000 words to write for tomorrow morning =(

 

[Pђoenix]

Granted you have 7000 words to write for 9PM tonight

I wish no one else would bid on the stuff I want on ebay

 

[FenriR]

granted, but you only get sent a bag of shit instead of what you order.

I wish I could be arsed to find the remote to change this damn song.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but the next song's worse.

I wish the darn e-mail had sent.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but it was sent to the wrong person.

i wish i could just go to sleep.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish I could leave this lesson.

 

[Go Now Your Lord Is Dead]

granted, but you have to milk a badger instead..
I wish shipping will hurry up so I can have my new guitar

 

[mutantllama]

Granted but it's broken.

I wish school would hurry the fuck up.