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[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted, but when you get it, you realise that its scratched to death! and wont play

I wish I will never get a huge torso

 

[maiden1]

wish granted: If you wont a tight sexy arse and fit into your size 8 jeans well STOP EATING FAAAAAAAAAAAAATY FOOOOOOOOOOOODS.......DO IT..


I wish I wasn't so forward............^good luck Lady_Stardust^

 

[FenriR]

wish granted, you are now a 300 pound pale introvert who spends his time watching gay porn and listening to folk music.

I wish I wasn't ill today...

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, you will be ill tomorrow....


I wish I got payed early

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you only get 1/2 of what you should.

i wish i wasnt getting sick

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted, but you get ran over, so you're not sick, but you are stuck in hospital

I wish i was smarter

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you become a smart arse.

I wish that I had enough money to buy a sword.

 

[FenriR]

granted, but you trip and fall on it, piercing your stomach and dooming you to a slow, painful death.

I wish I had more money

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it's only because you are now a rent-boy.

I wish my DVD player wasn't broken.

 

[FenriR]

Granted, but your DVDs are melted into your spine.

No-one said it had to be a physically possible solution.

I wish my new mp3 player would arrive

 

[maiden1]

It has and it sound great thanks, OH and thanks for ya f*cking wish........jingle bells jingle bells, and a Happy New Year.....


I wish I had an mp4

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but it doesnt exist.

i wish i didnt have to get up so fucking early to battle for registration in classes that i need next semester

 

[cadavria]

granted u can make ur regstration from home by calling them cos u're blowing the guy that deals with those stuffs
I wish i can finish learning by heart all these anatomy terms , who's the jerk that came with the idea of inventing names such as Lombar Aponevrose or Scapula ??? pff

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you cant remember your name or where you live.

i wish i knew what the fuck i did to my arm. ouchhh

 

[FenriR]

wish granted, you find out you have gangrene and need an amputation.

I wish it would snow so I can go skiing already

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but your skiis melt into your spine. Two can play at that game!

I wish my hair was longer.

 

[FenriR]

Granted, but it comes alive and rapes you up the ass.

I wish it didn't get dark so early.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, it is always dark.

I wish I didn't have 23 DVDs welded into my spine.

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted, but they are jammed in your mouth instead

I wish I didnt have so much chocolate infront of me

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that's because you ate it all and became morbidly obese.

I wish I did not have a long car journey tomorrow.