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[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but the rain never stops and floods your town, and your family gets trapped in your home and drowns.

I wish I didn't eat McDonalds today.

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted McDonalds eats you.....yes Ronald is Gay....


I wish I could swim.....

 

[mutantllama]

Granted but you then notice you get tired and you find out that it is too far to sure then you die a slow miserable death in the ocean.

I wish I had more soda.

 

[FenriR]

Granted, but it has acid in it and you are being forced to drink it at gunpoint, and your intestines melt.

I wish my parents would leave me alone.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted OLIVER..

I wish the church people would F*CK OFF and don't come back in my street, the noisy F*CKERS

 

[mutantllama]

Granted but now you moved somewhere else and they come with you! Mwahahahahaha

I wish I got more sleep last night.

 

[maiden1]

NO FUCKING WAY...... they start their shit in 9 hours.

wish granted your still asleep and when you wake-up you find your head missing....:Spin:


I am really wishing for peace and quiet today its a F*CKIN rest day

 

[cadavria]

wish granted u're going to looney house and u're gonna be ocked in the silent room
i wish it wasn't weekened.

 

[mutantllama]

Granted but then you will never see another weekend again.

I wish I didn't have to go to school on Monday.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, you have to go on Sunday instead.

I wish I wasn't so exhausted.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you never sleep and lose your mind.

i wish the weather would stay this beautiful forever

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted. It's because of global warming. That has corrupted it by itself.

I wish I hadn't just drank the blue liquid I found in a glass.

 

[cadavria]

granted ur throat was cut off so all the liquid felt to the ground
I wish this headache stops

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that's only because your head has been removed.

I wish the fireworks would stop so I could sleep.

 

[maiden1]

That's your girlfriend talking about how she can feel the fireworks whilst your making love to her....don't ruin it for the girl.......you daft git, WISH GRANTED you are now single AGAIN.....BUT not is all lost my son as your girlfriend is on the end of my dick....and wots that she's singing....Sky Rockets In Flight arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Afternoon Delights...hmmmmm Afternoon Delights.......Thanks Hairy Palms....

I wish this toothache would go away.

 

[cadavria]

granted u no more have teeth
i wish i could stop taking two breakfasts , two lunch and three dinner !

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted you now only eat yourself until your just a head..:Spin:

I wish the birds would fly upside down so they wouldn't SHIT on my car....

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but they can now form an artillery company. And the war is on you.

I wish my clock wasn't slow, so I wouldn't have gotten up an hour early this morning.

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but now it's spring forward and you get up an hour late and lose your job, you go broke, and live in poverty.

I wish I had a beer.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, BUT, your taste buds are up your arse so your better off drinking a class of water taste just the same....unless.........

I wish I wasn't in such a bad mood....