corrupt-a-wish

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but they leave Decapitated and form an Electro-Pop band.

I wish this ICT lesson was over.

 

[mutantllama]

Granted but you fail it.

I wish school would get out sooner.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but that's because the building is on fire. And you're trapped inside. Have fun with that.

I wish annoying people would go away.

 

[cadavria]

granted but it will be the end of the world
I wish I had more codeine right now

 

[Alasdhair]

No idea what it is, but you get so much of it, it crushed you.

I wish the trick or treaters would all fuck off.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you're stuck by yourself eating tons of candy.

i wish i had some more cheez its

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you realize they are pointless bits of inflated cheezy potato.

I wish I wasn't so fucking tired.

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted but youre so awake you can never sleep again, and you get baggy eyes =[

I wish I was a kid again

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted. But you wished to be a small insignificant human. Congrats!

I wish the builders weren't so noisy.

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted but a quiet job means a bad job and whatever theyre building comes crashing down and makes an even bigger noise. Oh Noes =[

I wish these sweets didnt turn my tongue blue

 

[zoidberg]

granted, they turn your tounge into Ed Gein.


i wish my ass smelled like pollen.

 

[cadavria]

granted but u'll get a million bees biting you till u die from an anaphylactic choc
I wish I had elf ears

 

[mutantllama]

granted but u'll get a million bees biting you till u die from an anaphylactic choc
I wish I had elf ears

Granted but they are so big that they make your head hit the ground.

I wish I didn't eat so much fucking candy.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, now you're a vegetarian.

i wish it was still halloween!

 

[maiden1]

wish granted you may keep your mask on.

I wish for snow this Christmas.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but its a blizzard and you're stuck in your house all winter cut off from the world.

i wish my roommate listened to better music.

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted: your room mate throws all your crap music in the bin and now gets to play the good shit..............hi roomy


I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.....

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, you have to work for the next 20 week-ends instead.

I wish my leg wasn't so annoying.

 

[Pђoenix]

Granted, you don't have it anymore.

I wish my phone would bloody work.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, BUT your cats got your fingers.......

I wish for a rainy weekend so I don't have to work....