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[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it's the wrong type for your PC.

I wish I had pie.

 

[Pђoenix]

Granted but when you put it towards your mouth it explodes in your face.

I wish I had bid on the guitar I lost on ebay today

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you just payed £200.00 for a picture of a guitar.

I wish my CD drive was fucking working.

 

[zoidberg]

Granted, but you just payed £200.00 for a picture of a guitar.

I wish my CD drive was fucking working.

granted, but tou accidently put My Chemical Romance on, and you cant get it out. and the sound of emo rock, happens to attract bears.

i wish i was a demigod.

i wish a could get mugged by 30 minority teenagers, and mauled horribly, so that my own family cant recognize me.

this was never really granted.

 

[Alasdhair]

granted, but tou accidently put My Chemical Romance on, and you cant get it out. and the sound of emo rock, happens to attract bears.

i wish i was a demigod.

Granted, but you are worshiped by Emos.

I wish I could work GP5 properly.

 

[cadavria]

granted but U'll enjoy it for only five mins cos ur PC is gonna be smashed under the roof that's gonna fall down cos ur house is so old, oups u're dead too now
I wish all the people that bother me but pretending to care about how I feel when they only wanna sleep with me catch the plague and are sent away to mozambik

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it's on the same day you go there.

I wish I wasn't so darn good at failing.

 

[zoidberg]

granted, now you are good at flaing, because now you are a magikarp!!! not only that, you are a magikarp that cannot evolve into garydos! have a nice time getting your ass kicked.

i wish i didnt have to pay taxes EVER!

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, you are now unemployed....


I wish for my aircon to work in my car as its so F*CKING HOT

 

[LiveByDay-RockByNight]

granted but now gas is 6 times more expensive

i wish i didnt have to do my homework

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, you lazy git, but your mum gets your homework wrong now you have detention.

I wish I was the student who just won the $30.million in OZ lotto



PS: sorry to hear about the big fires your having, hope your not effected.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you get beaten and mugged.

I wish the postal service wasn't so damn slow...

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but now your postman is way overworked and stressed, and goes 'postal' on everyone on the route!

I wish my food wasn't gone.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted you find your food BUT its in the shape of a turd, but you still eat the shit.........


I wish for more Emoticons....rolleyes::Shedevil::hotjump: :Smokedev: :danceboy:

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you get banned for overuse.

I wish my stuff would arrive today like it's suppossed to.

 

[cadavria]

granted but they're smashed
i it doesn't rain today while i am at the stadium n that my team wins

 

[chris-o-fer]

Granted, but it snows.

I wish I didn't have a tummy ache today.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted. The aching stops because your dead.

I wish there wasn't school in two days.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted you now start Sunday school.

i wish it was payday everyday.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but your wages suck.

I wish their were some good local metal venues.