corrupt-a-wish

[FenriR]

Erm... that doesn't seem to be a wish, but you get attacked by one big thing and lots of small things. And you die from a stab wound in the stomach in a ditch.

I wish I wasn't so ill.

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted but everyone around you is really ill so you have no-one to hang out with

I wish i wasnt so small

 

[zoidberg]

wish granted but everyone around you is really ill so you have no-one to hang out with

I wish i wasnt so small

granted, but the only thing to get bigger are your legs, which are now 23 feet high, and 12 feet thick. 4% of it muscle. and there is also a 30 pound tumor in the left leg, that will take a surgen days to remove, if it wasnt encircled my a major artery, that is.


i wish StarScream and the satue of liberty could have a fight to the death, and i get to have sex with the winner. they is both sexy!!!

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but the statue of liberty wins. And that thing is a big ass copper statue. Good luck with having sex with that.

I wish my hair was longer.

Erm... that doesn't seem to be a wish, but you get attacked by one big thing and lots of small things. And you die from a stab wound in the stomach in a ditch.

Um... For some reason I thought I was in the neverending question thread... There WAS something wierd about those Smartie Cookies I bought...

 

[zoidberg]

I wish my hair was longer

granted, but then after millions of years of evolution it become intelligent, and strangles you, then drags you out to it's old country home and makes necrolove to your dead body on a regular basis.

 

[Lady__Stardust]

no wish!! haha

I wish I could go home from school right now!

 

[Deadly]

fine... but it's only because you're sick...

i wish i could feel it too

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted but it feels really bad

I wish it was end of term now, instead of in 5 minutes

 

[False Joe]

Granted. But as you leave, you get hit by a bus. If only you'd left 5 minutes later.

I wish I had some freaking money.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but the freaking money is too freaky and you can't use it.

I wish that I didn't have a history essay to do...

 

[cadavria]

granted but u're illiterate
I wish it ain't floading here anymore

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted but it is soooo hot that everything shrivels up and you have nothing to eat and you dehydrate

I wish I had a pet umpa lumpa

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted... youve corrupted that wish yourself by wishing for a three foot tall man-child, who will sing about everything you do.

i wish i recognised more then two people on thie page :S (btw im back)

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted, besides "You" And "Yourself" you now have a new best friend, he's HAPPY to meet you his name is ZOIDBERG, say hello to your little friend, and he can draw pictures too.....

I wish I was 17 again

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted. but times have changes and youre horrified to realise the control and sedition your country has adopted towards minors.

i wish i had some inspiration.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it's because you are a raging alchoholic druggy.

I wish I hadn't stepped in dog shit earlier today.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

granted, you stepped in horse shit early yesterday

i wish i could draw wings properly.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you can't draw anything else.

I wish I hadn't just eaten the peice of cheese I found on my desk

 

[cadavria]

granted cos u got the time machine , but then u screw it by playing with the buttons n u're stuck in some cavern with lots of tiny cells for company
yes u're assisting to the biginning of life boring
i wish I could find the shoes i'm looking for

 

[False Joe]

Granted. But they're too expensive for you

u're stuck in some cavern with lots of tiny cells for company
yes u're assisting to the biginning of life boring

You know if you squint really hard, and bunch them up, you can make a bunch of amoeba's look like a vagina.

I wish I had some amoebas...