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[FenriR]

granted, but he turns out to be a serial killer and you end up dying in a ditch from a stabwound in the stomach (again)

I wish I wasn't so hungry

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but now you weigh 400 pounds. ew.


i wish the weekend was longer

 

[cadavria]

granted but it's would be ur last
i wish i could sleep more than 5h per night ( and I'm not dead )

 

[FenriR]

Granted; you fall into a coma, thus sleeping all you like...

I wish it wasn't monday tomorrow...

 

[False Joe]

Granted. It's Monday everyday now

I wish a decent gig would happen round here

 

[cadavria]

Granted u're gonna be stuck in an infernal sunday , living it again n again till u kill ur self
i wish people doesn't only talk to me cos of my look :s

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, they now just don't talk to you.

I wish my net cable was not as crap.

 

[maiden1]

\m/(-_-)\m/......wish granted, BUUUUUUUUUUUT, you get gang green in your fingers and they fall off............now your head...._ m _ _ m _ (*_*)................


I wish yesterday was ground hog day........

 

[Lady__Stardust]

Wish granted, but you were hospitalised for 24 hours and missed it

I wish my boobs were bigger

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted.....is that better PAM...they say more than a hand full is waste unless you have really really REALLY BIG HANDS.........

I wish I had smaller hands..........

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted but you only get to feel ikkle tiny boobs now

I wish my curly hair didint make me look like a cocker spaniel

 

[maiden1]

I love cocker spaniels, I have a pure black one her name is beauty. but you wish has been granted now you have no hair on your head it now grows on your back......


I wish for a cool summer......

 

[zoidberg]

I love cocker spaniels, I have a pure black one her name is beauty. but you wish has been granted now you have no hair on your head it now grows on your back......


I wish for a cool summer......

granted, its summer again. but now a naked sneuxman is going to sneak into your room everynight while your asleep, and beat you up!

i wish i could register as a sex offender.

 

[maiden1]

Wish Granted But they send you to the wrong prison they despise sex offenders you now become the new BITCH:zombie:.


I wish Zoidberg all the best with his new surroundings:zombie:

 

[zoidberg]

wish granted, hes in bed with you mom!

i wish a could get mugged by 30 minority teenagers, and mauled horribly, so that my own family cant recognize me.

 

[maiden1]

..say Hi to mum for me..:hotjump:..Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust......

 

[Alasdhair]

You made no wish, so to spite you, I'll grant it!

I wish I had an SD card for my Media lesson...

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but it malfunctions and you die.


i wish it was halloween!

 

[Lady__Stardust]

wish granted, but you get eaten by a pumpkin!

I wish I had a bumblebee costume for the fancy dress party

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but it contains aspestos.

One big thing or lots of small things.