corrupt-a-wish

[cadavria]

Granted but Your plane will crush on it's way to germany
I wish I could buy a damn good amplitube

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, you just bought the state of the art 1st of its kind amplitube off Socrates but they must fly over Germany first....for some reason or another.


I wish you were my RETARD for the day...........

 

[Socrates]

Granted. But Bruce Willis mistakes this for something else and cuts you up with samurai sword

I wish I had some fucking money. Give me a job damnit somerfield!

 

[Blind Guardian]

granted,you will make big money being the bosses personal bitch

i wish it wouldn´t get colder and colder from now on until late march

 

[maiden1]

wish granted, but why would you give a f*ck your dead and you get cremated tomorrow............


I wish it wasn't so god damned hot.

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but you freeze to death.

I wish this annoying man would get off TV.

 

[cadavria]

granted , but u'll have to watch ur dad being sodomised by a gay guy.
I wish I could put acock in my anatomy teacher's mouth so that he stops saying bull shit instead of explaining

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but the cock is yours. And he is wearing latex. Have fun with that.

I wish my head didn't hurt so much.

 

[FenriR]

Granted, but only because you have been decapitated.

I wish royal mail would hurry the fuck up and deliver my new guitar.

 

[cadavria]

granted , but the neck will be broken when u'll try take it out of the box so u can't even ask to replace it !
i wish i had an EMO just in front of me now and have fun shaving his head
he'll probably have a heart attack

 

[Alasdhair]

Granted, but his buddies wanna have a "party" at your house.

I wish I could learn to play bass sooner...

 

[FenriR]

Granted, but you morph to look like Victor Wooten.

I wish I did not have 3 essays to write for tomorrow.

 

[cadavria]

granted , but all u'll be able to play is "the man who sold the world "
i wish i could buy a new ampli tube

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but it breaks.

i wish i had money to spend on tattoos

 

[maiden1]

Wish granted: but that broken heart tattoo now looks like a busted arse....


I wish my computer could talk to my UNO coffee maker and make me a friggin coffee......:zombie:

 

[FenriR]

Granted, but it is cheap decaffeinated crap diluted with that shitty milk/cream stuff you get on aeroplanes.

I wish the evening would hurry up and start already so I can get pissed out of my mind.

 

[maiden1]

wish granted: ..F*CK NOW THAT WAS A F*CKING TOP NIGHT WHERE THE F*CK WERE YOU..... YOUR THE BABY SITER........


I wish I was in ENGLAND..........

 

[FenriR]

Granted, but you now live in Swindon.

I wish I was a top gear presenter... they have the most awesome job ever... driving fast cars all day!

 

[Covet Chaos]

Granted but your gonna be called Richard hammond and crash and almost die........

I wish for free beer

 

[cadavria]

granted but it's poisoned
I wish for opeth to sign with us for that damn fest